Updated MMA Glass Jaws Rankings

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by RonnieHornschuh, Aug 28, 2011.


  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Yeah, this is the guy that said Terry Martin had some of the best hands in MMA!:lol::lol::rofl:rofl:patsch
     
  2. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

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    I've never deleted any posts due to being wrong, so don't talk ****. And he's slinging insults around just like everyone else, though unlike me he clearly doesn't have the decency and good manners to remove his insulting remarks.

    And stop accusing me of being an alt. If I was an alt, RDJ would ban my account.
     
  3. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    "Gimmick" and "alt" are this spastic ****'s only retorts. Oh, that and his extraordinarily witty pictures of the glass recycler.:roll::patsch
     
  4. Pacotez

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    The chances of Rampage getting grapple****ed again are high
    But I have faith in Rampage :yep
     
  5. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    You might not after Jones gets done abusing him. I have a feeling he's going to get an old-school Chute Boxe-esque beating because he leaves himself wide open for the plumb with his earmuffs defense, he sucks in that position, and Jones is a monster in all phases of clinch fighting. Rampage may never be the same again after this.
     
  6. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Ok then...


    :lol:

    Haha look, it's a Chinchecker circle jerk :tired

    So Im a ****** for aping the Team Elite posting style. I seem to remember you guys banding around the word deniers.....

    Let's look into the tape of the tape of repeating the same **** here

    [url]Search:[/url] Keyword(s): Glass ; Posts Made By: [url]MetalMandible[/url]
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    [url]Search:[/url] Keyword(s): Chin ; Posts Made By: [url]MetalMandible[/url][url]Showing results 1 to 25 of 273
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    So that's 717 mentions of glass or chin in 990 posts.....


    Here come the highly original Welsh ****** jokes....
     
  7. Flexe

    Flexe Boxing Addict Full Member

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  8. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    This is ESB where we discuss Chins. Get over it. If you don't like the Chin Talk or can't handle us slagging off your Fragile Mandibled heroes, shut the **** up and let the grown men discuss what is obviously an important aspect of fighting.
     
  9. Stoo

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    This is ESB where we discuss Gimmicks. Get over it. If you don't like the Gimmick Talk or can't handle us slagging off your Fragile Hearted ''Team'', shut the **** up and let the grown men discuss what is obviously an important aspect of posting.
     
  10. Flash Jab

    Flash Jab Boxing Junkie banned

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    Damn it Stoo where's your Lynn Bestul avatar?
     
  11. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    We discuss fighting, you just spam the same old **** crying about our choice of discussion and phrasing. You're a Glass Brained disgrace.
     
  12. Caestus

    Caestus Active Member Full Member

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    Frank Mir must be an adition.
     
  13. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    That's your 445th mention of glass, and Im spamming :nut

    Quite the little ***** aint you, you have no Gimmickular Fortitude. None.
     
  14. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    How could I forget him!:patsch

    Mir is a disgrace to MMA because not only does he have one of the shittiest Chins in the business but he has a Glass Heart, as well. I'll have to look at my updated list and find a place for him.
     
  15. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    You spam bull**** with no relevance to fighting. The Chincheckers and Team Elite post a lot about Chins because we believe them to be an extremely important attribute for a prizefighter to possess and knowing who does and doesn't take a punch well is critical to success in picking fights. That much is evidenced by the fact that I'm sporting this avatar because I picked the glassier of the two Chins in the Nog/Schaub fight.

    Glass Jaws Exist in MMA. ESB runs on Chin Talk. It's irrefutable.