Updated MMA Glass Jaws Rankings

Good evening Professor, and welcome to the MMA board :good

 

Wut, 5 pages 4 rl ?

Let me guess, it's 5 pages of insult and MMa resident telling Zakman and co. to GTFO ?

So once more absolutly no chin talk, just ad hominen insult...great thread man, nice way to waste precious internet bandwith

 

I'd love to see you get hit by one of these

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Wrong on all counts. I discuss MMA and offer elite-level analysis when I'm not putting shitty Chins on blast and all you do is play grab ass with your forum buddy and spout worthless **** like what I noted before.

My status on this forum has no bearing on my ego, either, which is exactly why I couldn't care less about this stupid ****ing avatar I'm rocking. My pick record says enough about my knowledge of the sport and the only reason I feel compelled to pontificate about my greatness ad nauseum is because it pisses you ****s off to the max!atsch

 

I think he didn't see your msg saying that the AV for Stoo for the Av bet was Bestul !

 

6.5mm Arisaka, which is what I believe is in the above photo, is a **** round but wishing for me to get struck with a bullet is like wishing for the lottery because I wasn't stupid enough to choose a profession that involved me getting zapped for the sake of imperialistic aggression.

 

Thanks. I'm just here to support my homie Metal Mandible as he identifies the shaky whiskers among MMA fighters.

Would you agree that, on the whole, they have more glass in their mandibles than boxers?

 

Good to see you on the MMA board, Zak!:happy

I know that you haven't embraced MMA yet because of the manlove on the ground but you should try to give it a chance because the level and frequency of the shattered glass in MMA gives us AMPLE opportunity to spread the word about the importance of punch resistance in all sports involving punching!

 

Ahhh **** it shall be done

 

I'm a positive guy, I can always hope for the best. :good

 

HAHAHA! You couldnt make this **** up if you tried! :rofl:rofl:rofl

And in MM's case, he doesnt make it up himself either :rofl:rofl:rofl

 

Duffee and Arlovski are two ATGs when it comes to fragile vase of china glass. But then you got your Roy Jones, Ricky Hatton and Amir Khan. Glass jaws are prelevant in both sports. It's irrefutable

 

What do the quoted posts have to do with this drivel? Absolutely nothing. Zak is a scholar and gent, WELL aware of the importance of Mandibular Fortitude in all combat sports, and to have him jump on board the MMA wagon would be a HUGE boon for Chinchecking in general. If more of us branch out into MMA as I have done, then the ignorance that is on full display here will dissipate far quicker.

There's nothing here faintly resembling the undisguised cocksucking that you and your crew of Glass Jaw denying frauds partake in because the Chincheckers are a team with an agenda to eradicate the modern fight fans who fail to understand or accept simple truths of pugilism. You're just a few fools and tools that enjoy telling each other the same lame memes and can't stand that Chinchecking, the very thing that has made ESB great, has invaded your private little "blitchblike & Kod" club.

 

I would have to say that the Chins in MMA are irrefutably worse than the majority of those in boxing because guys in MMA's premier league, the UFC, are dropped with jabs fairly regularly. When that happens in boxing it's usually at the flea market level and if not, then damn, the guy in question is made into the biggest Glass Jawed laughingstock in the game. See Jelly Jaw James Kirkland for further evidence.

In MMA that **** doesn't bring nearly the level of embarassment to the KOed fighter because it's more common due to the number of frightfully Fragile Glass Mandibles involved. So, in closing, I would say that MMA has more Glass Jaws and a LOT of really bad ones to boot, but the worst Chins in both sports are about equal.

 

Sounds like jealousy too me As I said, I enjoy laughing at your self delusion. Im aware the the KOD thing is silly, where as you think copying Zakman making this place great :rofl:rofl:rofl