Fedor and Anderson (prime) vs CHimp (prime)

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  1. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Who wins?

    Everytime i read one of these threads the chimp always wins

    Well... the chimp has X5 strength of average man

    Also.... intelligence, very resilient to attacks. knowledge of weak points



    Fedor and Anderson.....

    at least x2 strength of average man



    ..... in fact this fight is complete bull****, let me try again....



    Fedor
    Anderson
    Lesnar

    vs 2 Chimps


    Who takes it?
     
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  3. dranon

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    The chimps would maul and Destroy them. Fingers and facial features would be a thing of the past for any human dumb enough to tangle with a chimp....anyone. Chimp P4P #1
     
  4. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    you're such a boring, predictable gimp that i rarely check your posts. each time i do its confirmed - you're the sad little virgin troll that no one likes :hi:
     
  5. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Against the guys ive selected, im not so sure

    2 Chimps would Crush 10 average humans

    But THESE 3 humans??
     
  6. Beekeeper

    Beekeeper Bedtime Story, Aoki Style Full Member

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    You cannot put this down to strength, intelligence is also arguably more important in this type of team combat.

    Assuming these two chimps are from the same clan, they should be able to work fairly well together for chimps. That being said, the advantage of human teamwork can be >>>> higher if the 3 fighters work together.

    Lesnar to me seems like the lone wolf in this scenario. I see him going in for the takedown for one of the chimps while the other chimps gets on top of him. In this way the chimps will rip him apart.

    Fedor and Spider approach one of the chimps and isolate it while the other is busy munching on Lesnar's HGH infused corpse. Spider puts the chimp in a triangle while Fedor goes for the leglock. This leaves the chimp probably unconscious so then its a pick-em of how to finish it off, a sure way of twisting its head around its body, breaking the spine is probable.

    And now for the other chimp, having ingested a high dose of HGH from Lesnar and foaming at the mouth at this point. Spider then gets its attention with his invitive dancing, the chimp advances on him, crazed, with the taste if HGH laced human blood. Spider is able to counter with some strikes to little effect on the beast. However, while the attention of the HGH excited animal is on Silva, Fedor comes behind with an RNC.

    The chimp is too strong to pass out, however, Spider is able to gouge its eyes out. After this, Fedor and Spider pot shot the blind animal until it is weak enought that Fedor is able to break its neck.

    Conlusion-

    Dead: 2 chimps, Lesnar

    Alive with some severe bight wounds: Fedor, Spider
     
  7. dranon

    dranon Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Then you sir need to re-think your position.Above Average human or not 2 chimps would destroy these 3 men quite easily, its not even a fair fight. It would take all 3 just to be able to try and control one raging chimp and they would still need a miracle to accomplish that feat. Chimp still p4p #1
     
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    3 dead men and 2 very full chimps.....Chimp P4P #1
     
  9. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Loved the French take on the Human vs Chimp showdown!



    I also see Brock shooting in there, but while hes grappling with the beast, Anderson shoots in there with a kick or two to the face, which dazes chimp no.1 enough to allow Brock full mount..... :hi:

    Chimp 2 would be pre-occupied with two of the GOAT Strikers, so if Shotgun hadnt punted it into oblivion by now, him and Anderson would probably break the Brazillian keepie up record :deal
     
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    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    If a chimp has the arm strength to rip a car door open what would a chimp do to a human?
     
  15. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    lol fair enough. sorry for being a dick last night :oops: