Victor Ortiz "When you talk to me you're literally talking to a tree"

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This cracked me up. Some people literally don't know how to use the word literally in a sentence.

:happy

 

LOL Victor Ortiz, the WBC welterweight champion of some dude's backyard

 

I am literally in pieces over this!

 

I get what he was trying to say - tree is a picture of tranquility.... but it sounded so stupid

 

On a serious note btw, i think Ortiz goes out of his way to tell everybody how he doesn't give a **** about what people say about him a little too often to make it sound believable. If he really doesn't care, why does he keep talking about it?

 

That's one of my pet hates. He's not quite at Jamie Redknapp's level but this really does my ****ing head in.

If he says "I could care less" at any point, I'll start cheering for his downfall.

 

Same with Floyd when he says 'I don't care if I never speak to my father again' - of course you don't Floyd.

Or the way he always goes out of his way to act so confident, yet has to employ a bunch of goons to laugh at his jokes and keep him company.

 

Pretty accurately said, he´s going to be a chopping block against Mayweather

 

David Pleat - "The Spurs defence have literally park the bus in front of the goal today"

 

I love it. ...Victor knew he was going to take Floyd's title LITERALLY when he was nine years old. The title Floyd has defended for literally sixteen years. :bbb

 

lol
well i guess that makes floyd a lumberjack

 

keep hating son.:good

 

Well Floyd is in a league of his own when it comes to talking out of his ass. I wasn't even gonna open that can of worms right there. Would you mind closing it for me?

 

Redknapp on Gareth Bale and his fitness levels - "He literally has three lungs".

 

That lid aint getting closed while Bladegunner is around. He has the mentality of an autistic kid with Down's syndrome