Victor Ortiz "When you talk to me you're literally talking to a tree"

I quoted this in another thread. I couldnt help but pause the vid for lulz when he said that extraordinarily dumb comment.

"Talking to me is like talking to a tree bro"

 

Is that your real nose?

 

See what I mean :-(

 

Do you turn off the light with it?:roflatsch

 

:rofl QOAT for me. It is so perfect in its truth and sincerity.

 

We'll have to start calling him Victor Ortrees

 

I still can't work out what he was really trying to say if you take the 'literally' out. Is 'talking to a tree' a metaphor used by Mexican-Americans or something?

 

I guess he was just trying use the same kind of concept as 'talking to a brick wall'.

Or perhaps he has a bird living in his hair?

 

:rofl

 

Dont bother trying to work it out, you will probably lost sleep.

 

You don't know how much I want that to catch on!

 

Come on...photoshop geniuses...A tree with Ortiz's "serious face" on top...Come on...You're out there...

 

If i spend as much time on this forum as some of these trolls do i would help you bang those drums for real, but i'm afraid i have a life. I'll try to help to keep this on alive, though :good

 

I just got a new macbook and haven't figured out how to download install a free version of photoshop. Otherwise I'd be all over this . . . . once I figured out how to use it

 

Go get a woman you ****ing sad wanker :rofl