The Return Of Glass Jaws The Movie

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Rico Spadafora, Sep 28, 2011.


  1. HEADBANGER

    HEADBANGER TEAM ELITE GENERAL Full Member

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    when predator was banned, he took esb chiefs to court for defamation of charachter. esb soon realised they had made a horrific mistake and that predators iconic chinchecking skills had been a huge asset to esb for many years and immediately offered predator a full and frank apology and a $138m golden handshake to forgive and forget this whole embarrassing episode :patsch

    pred was having none of it, he contacted team elite lawyers to act on his behalf and predator is currently expecting to receive a court settlement in the region of $371m :happy
     
  2. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Punch Resistance is THE most important attribute for a prize fighter to have. Ask Roy Jones or Victor Ortiz if that is a lie or not.
     
  3. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Have you even seen either of those fights? Both of them especially Jones/Hopkins were boring as hell with neither fighter willing to engage. It was awful.

    Roy Jones is a Glass Jawed disgrace he has been KOed on just about every Continent now.
     
  4. Beatle

    Beatle Sheer Analysis Full Member

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    I agree. This video is great, but we need a second video celebrating our glorious iron-chinned warriors.
     
  5. TerryESB

    TerryESB The Final Boss Full Member

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    How could Adamek have a glass jaw?

    On Monday night Raw HHH said Dolph Ziggler had a glass jaw.
     
  6. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    Future versions should feature the soothing tones of HBO Chinchecker Larry Merchant.

    Footage of Michael Grant's Glass Jaw getting shattered along with Merchant's "to say Grant's Chin is glass is an insult to glass" would be quite fitting. Can anyone find the video of that?

    There was also a Merchant dig at Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis after he got knocked out... Merchant said something like "he has six heads but no Chin.":lol::rofl:patsch
     
  7. gotta love the chincheckers! good work guys.
     
  8. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Merchant has also discussed Zab Judah's Glass Jaw. Larry Merchant is a ChinChecker and realizes the importance of punch resistance in Boxing. :deal
     
  9. qwert

    qwert Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :patschMosley has a glass jaw too now
     
  10. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    NO ****. When will these delusional deniers and the blind fanboys GET IT? If you can't take a punch chances are you are not going far in boxing!!!:patsch
     
  11. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    If that's the case then Ortiz should have been KDd 100X by the forearms and elbows landed by PhonyMay.

    But yeah, glass jaws exist. Like when your'e KDd 3X by a guy with a 25%KO ratio in the 1st Rd. Kirkland:lol::lol:
     
  12. Undisputed520

    Undisputed520 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I honestly don't know if you could envision a bigger ****ing loser than someone who makes a shitty video about professional fighters having glass jaws. How about you "boxing fans" put down the Doritos, get away from the keyboard and meet me in the ring. Il break your ****ing jaws in a single ****ing round.
     
  13. PBFred

    PBFred Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :clap:

    Worthy addition to the series.
     
  14. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Kirkland has one of the worst glass jaws I've ever seen. He's a KO waiting to happen, again - nothing more.
     
  15. PolishPummler

    PolishPummler Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    David is still a ******.