Mike Tyson's skills..

18 lads

Come on I box senior, Im district champ at welterweight and Im allowed a drinkto celbrate

yeh man

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Herol Graham

 

Hey, it's all good, me and the boys have been scamming Wal-Mart for the past couple of weekends, getting free money and spending it all on booze and clubs. Pretty fun stuff. Made my ban go by a lot quicker.

 

I was dropping acid at 14.


Let's not even start on what this thread's titular guest of honor was up to at the same age..

 

free money, go explain

 

PM me

Im away to bed, working tommorow innit

 

Same here (and the rest) :yep

When I was a kid I was like one of those Indian prodigies that's more intelligent than the Seniors (but my gift was for literature and the English language rather than maths) but as I got to 12 and 13 I ended up being in the bottom tier of students and failing most of my exams

Now I'm a complete and utter ******. I blame that on years of extra curricular activities but don't drink anymore and only puff the :rasta nowadays.

 

The drinking is perfectly OK. This language is downright inexcusable. :bart

You go to your room and think about what you've done.

 

Greg "Pitter" Patterson. Welterweight champ.

I haven't watched the Curry rematch yet, Flea. That might come up immediately after the Breland fight.

 

'Pitter' Patterson :rofl

 

im a g innit

sorry man, im off like, hope you dont hate me after it innit

 

Scam 1: Friend goes into the store with a jacket on, steals an item worth about $40 or so (something that won't set the alarms off), and takes it out to me. I then go into the store with the item and tell them I just bought it and want to return it. You're allowed 3 returns without a receipt in a 6 month period, so they give it to you on a gift card instead of cash. Then we just take the gift card and pay for our booze, cigs, etc. Get a group of 5-6 people in on it and that's like 4-5 months worth of weekends paid for. It's a good way to get by when you're out of a job.

Scam 2: Me and a friend walk through with a cart fake shopping (often outlandishly, throwing in like 18 TV dinners and any random **** we can find, probably not a good way to keep a low profile come to think of it). We go to the electronics aisle, load up about 12-15 video games, then head off to grab a book bag. We load the games in the book bag and then go out to the outside portion of the Garden Center, where I keep watch as my friend tosses the book bag full of stolen games over the fence. The driver (other friend) is parked right outside, so he just scoops it up and drives off, picking us up elsewhere. We take the games to GameStop and sell them for over $22 a pop, then return the book bag (as in the first scam) and get like an extra $50 on a gift card.

Fool proof, so long as you know how to keep your eyes peeled.

 

****in' hell lad.

I think I may have just lost all respect for you, El.

 

clever, what dosetn set off the sensores?

 

I'm off to go purposefully score Starling-Breland I for Breland just to **** Flea Man off.

Laters, brahs.

 

Insane stuff.

But Walmart can afford it :yep