You know you're a boxing fan if...

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IsaL, Jan 25, 2008.


  1. IsaL

    IsaL VIP Member Full Member

    50,635
    18,358
    Oct 7, 2006
    you try to hype a fight to your co-workers with two guys they never even heard of...

    any others?
     
  2. andylee

    andylee Andy Lee and Cotto fan Full Member

    88
    0
    Dec 15, 2007
    MMA just looks like 2 dudes having a "homo moment"!!
     
  3. eze

    eze Everybody Know Me Full Member

    45,885
    3
    Aug 7, 2004
    I gave up trying to convince friends to watch fights.

    I got two friends to come over and watch Taylor-Pavlik because I promised a knockout.

    I was all excited, standing up, cheering, yelling for Pavlik to KO him (in the last round) my friends just looked at me like I was weird for being excited.


    I dont talk to them anymore.
     
  4. Kyroguy

    Kyroguy Member Full Member

    416
    0
    Aug 17, 2007
    You shadow box in every mirror you encounter
     
  5. IsaL

    IsaL VIP Member Full Member

    50,635
    18,358
    Oct 7, 2006
    You randomly punch your friends
     
  6. albeziel

    albeziel Multi Viral C13 Full Member

    2,776
    0
    Dec 24, 2007
    you force your girlfriend to memorize boxing division weights.
     
  7. Relentless

    Relentless VIP Member banned

    65,862
    16
    Mar 5, 2006
    i got a friend to watch cotto-judah live with me and he couldn't wait for cotto-mosley.
     
  8. o_money

    o_money Boxing Junkie banned

    11,894
    1
    Apr 8, 2006

    hahahahaha...too good
     
  9. Tom_Tocca

    Tom_Tocca The Provider Full Member

    5,982
    0
    Dec 10, 2005
    You wonder why there's no fight when hearing your door-bell ringing...
     
  10. o_money

    o_money Boxing Junkie banned

    11,894
    1
    Apr 8, 2006
    If you found a place to watch PBF Hatton in Uganda......at 6 o'clock in the morning!!
     
  11. rreed23

    rreed23 aka Gordon Gekko Full Member

    1,874
    0
    Nov 23, 2007
    You can rattle off the names and weights of all weight classes and name the recognized champ at every weight for each sanctioning body...
     
  12. Daddy

    Daddy Active Member Full Member

    1,104
    359
    Nov 16, 2004
    When you're 6 years old and want to be Marvin Hagler for Halloween and you're the whitest kid in town with the redist hair. ME!
     
  13. istmeno

    istmeno Well-Known Member Full Member

    1,664
    5
    Oct 6, 2006
    if you take your wife to her company christmas party early, and make sure you are home in time to catch the main event of a ppv card
     
  14. D.Haye-no1-p4p

    D.Haye-no1-p4p Active Member Full Member

    776
    0
    Jan 10, 2008
    Instead of going to your girlfriends to get laid you go to your mates house to watch the boxing that's on at 4am. And the fight happened to be Taylor-Spinks haha
     
  15. albeziel

    albeziel Multi Viral C13 Full Member

    2,776
    0
    Dec 24, 2007
    if you name your son Floyd