Robert Helenius vs. Derek Chisora & Alexander Povetkin vs. Cedric Boswell RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    OMG!!!

    Rosberg out to Iron Maiden!! :ldevil

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    pipe wrenched ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    Now that's some Man Boobs
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Pucheta's record (28 knockouts in 35 wins) suggests some real power at least. So do his beef-slab biceps.
     
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    pipe wrenched ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    I thought for a second it was Helenius comin' out right there...:lol:
     
  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    ...but there are the man-boobs. :lol::lol:

    He has a very soft body in general.

    Finns, is JR noted as a body puncher? :think If so this could be over quick.
     
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    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    Now that's power! :lol:
     
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    Nah i met Enzo once and hes genuinely a nice guy, I think the amatuer gym he trains at sometimes is owned by my friends sister or something but i cant remember. I think he should just fight for the british 175 title and call it a day though, I feel sick whenever he gets knocked out
     
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    Gyno.

    Soo much steroids :D That just looks PATHETIC.
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Rosberg paws a right jab, backing Pucheta up to the corner. Pucheta tries a 1-2 to the body but then hustles around in a wide circle on the outside. Pucheta is just lunging in with rights to the body and swinging up high with hooks on a punch-by every time he runs out of space to circle. Rosberg is blocking most everything, or simply stepping/leaning back out of the way. Pucheta has very short arms, especially compared to the Finn. Pucheta complains of rabbit punches, but he's kind of giving the back of his head by tucking his chin down so tight and Rosberg's long shots are just kind of whipping around it. Solid left cross by Rosberg pushes Pucheta into a corner. Not much coming back from Pucheta now, just trying to elude Rosberg. Left hand lead by Rosberg is ducked and Pucheta throws a blind haymaker from the crouch on the inside, missing.

    10-9 Rosberg
     
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    10 - 9 rosberg
     
  12. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Hey, it's not my place to question what happens in South America, where they have odd number rounds in title bouts. :D
     
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    who the **** is rosberg
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Right jabs by Rosberg. Pucheta is covering up, fists at his eyes and elbows at his tits. His short arms become even shorter when folded up into a high guard. There's plenty of soft space below to target, but Rosberg isn't. Rosberg just hangs back, staying tall and looking to pot shot and head hunt with the southpaw jab whenever Pucheta dares a step in. Short 1-2 by Rosberg, countering a slow lumbering overhand right. Rosberg waves his right arm at his hip, and tosses up some jabs. Pucheta circles around the ring, doing nothing. 1-2 by Rosberg shortly before the bell, but Pucheta whips up a wide glancing left hook at the same time.

    20-18 Rosberg
     
  15. Money

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    Rosberg is like a southpaw version of Helenius.