The man who was kissed at the weight in then shagged in the ring by Dereck Chisora works at Churchill's Massage Parlour in Leeds, he's an absolute unit!!
People actually go in there? It's about a mile from where I used to live, you never heard of anyone going in, or saw them going in if you walked or drove past. Sometimes they'd have ''salesmen'' walking round the pubs, talking to groups of young lads pretending to know their dads and stuff. ''Oh yeah, he's a sound bloke yeah'' Fancy coming to Winstons (it's former name) with us? Erm..... ''I've never met my dad mate'' :hi:
Been in a few times, Winston's as it's affectionately known. Rattled a polish bird in a dentist chair for £85 last time. I blame the charlie and Stella.
Years ago my mate tried to lose his virginity in a brothel in Leeds. He was pissed up and isn't the brightest spark at the best of times; he ended up about £300 down and only got a few tugs of his plonker before he spaffed and couldn't go anymore. The funniest thing was he kept his socks on throughout.
One of my mates met this fine broad at a nightclub. They really hit it off, so she persuaded him to escort her to her flat. When they got there. There was no messing about, straight to getting dirty. The strange thing was this girl had all sorts of stuffed animals around the place. Giant animals were on the top of her wardrobe, smaller ones were placed on the window sill and the really teeny-weeny stuffed animals were right on the bottom shelf of her bookcase. When he'd finished doing her, he asked her "So, what do you think, how was i? She said, "Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf".
Haha quality, double bed is £85 now and the dentist chair is £65 after a few bevvies and a bit of marching powder it all becomes a good idea, my mate did £170 last night on 2 diff birds, I planted my seed in a Puerto Rican bird.