Cris "Cyborg" Santos Tests Positive for Anabolic Steroids in California

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  1. scurlaruntings

    scurlaruntings ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    Enlarged mandibles. Common sign of long term abuse. No one's surprised at this. But as already said im more surprised that she was caught. For someone who's been cycling that long she should have known better. Very silly girl as she could have had that out of her system in 3 days. Next stop Overeem!!
     
  2. AJAX

    AJAX war sonnen! Full Member

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    I always wonder when someone get's caught what really happened. did they screw up their masking agents? did they run the cycle to close to test date? they know they are getting tested so they obviously have plans to beat the test.
     
  3. scurlaruntings

    scurlaruntings ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    Probably a combination of all of that. But simply she got lazy. She's been passing tests all the while and for all she knows maybe NSAC changed 'how' they conduct their test? Either way she ****ed up royally. Although realistically it won't make much difference to her career. Steroid cheats are turned into pariahs for only a short time in this sport. And after a few months all is forgotten again. Plus there's always oversea's if womens MMA truly goes tits in SF/UFC.
     
  4. AJAX

    AJAX war sonnen! Full Member

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    Overseas? where is there a good market for womans MMA? Japan?....
     
  5. rusty nails

    rusty nails Tszyu for PM!! Full Member

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    ronda rousey and gina c would smoke her if she was clean
     
  6. AJAX

    AJAX war sonnen! Full Member

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    I wonder if this would get Gina intersted again? I'm not sure now that her new movie came out she prob won't go back to getting punched in the head again.
     
  7. Stoo

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    I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Cris found out and the roid rage kicked in. I bet poor Evangelista is getting Little Mo'd as I type
     
  8. timmyjames

    timmyjames PTurd curb stomper Full Member

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    no ****...i don't think anyone is surprised she/he/she was using
     
  9. Ai-edy2007

    Ai-edy2007 STOCKTON 209 MOTHER****ER Full Member

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    about time i knew that fugly ***** was a man.
     
  10. Lynchburg

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    Poor Cyborg.... :verysad

    $2500! That is a little over the top for cheating isn't it?! Surely a $25 fine would be more reasonable :think

    Lynchburg
     
  11. RJJFan

    RJJFan Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    With a stern look and a medium to hard slap on the wrist! She must be made an example of!
     
  12. PivotPunch

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    Thats exactly what I thought. It´s pretty obvious thats she´s on roids, but thats why I thought that she would be even more cautious
     
  13. scurlaruntings

    scurlaruntings ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    Yup thats the only other place she can fight in the interim. Although id hardly say there's a market there per se. Remember DREAM has over 23,000 in attendance. The fan support is still there.
     
  14. Count Pacula

    Count Pacula Cashweight Thrillionaire Full Member

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    She was already in a lose-lose situation anyway. Even if she had been clean all along, she wasn't ever going to be recognized as a star. Let's face it, the only relevant female fighter is Gina and she's not even active. If I was Cyborg I'd go into WWE but she says she loves to fight so I guess she'll continue with MMA.
     
  15. achillesthegreat

    achillesthegreat FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE Full Member

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    Scur is right. Don't be suprised if Zuffa dump 145 now. It was fun watching her beat people up but now that allure has gone.