Floyd:Hey manny what's up yo. Manny:doing great just plugging in my new karaoke machine. floyd:did you get that CD I sent you. manny:yes thank you, did you get the fish oil I sent you. floyd:yup, goes great with the fried chicken. manny:so Floyd what's up. floyd:well, hmm I don't know how to ask u. manny:just ask man, be natural. floyd:"natural"... huh that's funny manny. manny:so what's up. floyd:well, hmm..cough ahem want to meet up may 5th, maybe catch a fight get some dinner after wards. manny:hmm I don know, my dad Bob is pretty strict, he doent want me going out Before june. floyd;oh come on dawg, you know I'm going to show you a good time.don't listen to that old fart. manny:hmm , my big brother Freddie wouldn't like it either. floyd:come on manny what does a brother have to do to get a date yo... manny:hmmm floyd:i just washed the Maybach, pick u up... manny: oh **** my dads coming I gotta go. (click
I'll post Bigreg's version soon so i can save this thread edit: http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11842693&postcount=11 The convo probably went something like this; Mayweather: The thing is this Manny, I want to fight you, you want to fight me. Like I said before,I have to fight May 5th, and there's nothing stopping you from fighting on that date. So let's do this. Manny: But Uncle Bob says we can make an extra $40M if we fight in the outdoor stadium. Mayweather: Bob is a lying piece of ****. If you want to know where he got those figures, check his ass, because I'm almost certain that's where he pulled them out from. Manny: Floyd, your language offends me. God doesn't like it when people curse, it makes baby Jesus cry. Mayweather: Focus Manny, let's stick to the fight. Now I know neither one of us graduated high school, but I at least made it to high school. I know basic math, and Arum is full of **** with these numbers. We can make all the money in the world May 5th. You know you need the money. You can pay off gambling debts, as well as all the hookers you've been banging on the side. Manny: Sounds good Floyd, I'm down for...(Arum in the background)"Manny, who the **** are you talking to you little ****, I never gave you permission to talk on the phone" Manny: Sorry Floyd, I have to go. Uncle Bob is unhappy with me right now. Good luck in jail, maybe we fight some other time.(Manny hangs up) Floyd: Manny? Manny?
If we wanted a joke we'd bring up how the CongROIDSman is ducking and dodging Money as if he is the Ebola virus.
