Pacquiao "I don't like needles because it brings horrible memories"

A highly credible journalist by the name of Earl Hadenson was able to interview Pacquiao recently (January 24th 2012) and squeeze out some answers from the current P4P king. Enjoy!! :good*



Earl:Thank you for taking some time with us champ!

Pac: Yes, thank you.
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Earl: Well Pac, it seems you and Floyd are still trying to make this mega fight possible for the fans and the sport in general, what will it take to make this fight happen hopefully in May?

Pac: Look, I want this fight, my people want this fight, and fans all over the world want this fight. I want to give the fans a good fight.

Earl: Well so it seems, champ. Putting aside the purse split, let's talk about the "Test" that Floyd vigorously demands, what are your thoughts on that?

Pac: Look, I want to take the test and prove to all that I want this fight to succeed and give the people what they want. But when it comes to needles I do not want any part of it.*

Earl: Why not needles, if I may ask?

Pac: I don't like needles because it brings *horrible memories. I used to use a substance to make my peepee grow because my wife would not be happy with my peepee size and so when I would use the needle on my peepee area it would hurt very bad. It only made it worse and my wife all she could do is laugh. Even my master (Freddy Roach) laughed at me, I thought I could trust him.

Earl: ...............*

 

I got bored and ran out of ideas. Sue me.