***ESB Boxing: Nations Cup!! Scotland win The Nations Cup***

Whos Gerry?

Anyway

Teeto couldnt serve if his name was Manuel,
he knows nothing, which is just as well,
you see ****ing with Scots aint wise,
They call us Kinder, cause we full of surprise,
Plus the Irish areas red as they are green,
andthe green is in their eyes,
when they look at us Scottish guys.

 

Greg are you crazy, hating on the splash serve? That's just wrong right there.

 

that's not even worth a reply,
get a life ******, or better yet, die

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

Sorry about that - I used to know someone called Gerry Patterson, guess that got stuck in my head when I posted that. Dunno why though - Gerry was a Celtic-daft lad from Dublin.

AMENDED:

I remove my objection to Greg being our defacto leader and thus making any challenges on behalf of Team Jockland.

 

Teeto the difference between me and you,
is that you spend most time on the heel of your shoe,
see you talk of quit, unlike you I dont do it within a minute,
I coulda been a contender you say,
Your taking us on a journy, man,
Your as skilled as John O'Shea, minus versatilitay,

 

Greg you got bodied worse than the demon who posessed Dalton in Insidious
you're embarrassing yourself now, your rhymes, your face, your boxing, is hideous

 

Least someone has to laugh for you.

PUSSSY ****

Quite like the Sound of Gerry.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

My face has taken less hits than your ass hole,
Only use of Greece is to cook bacon for my roll

 

Greg tries to claim that he's the Infamous Grouse,
But I thought twice about that when I visited his house,
Saw his mother and knew I was familiar with those face-dimples shaped like Cheerios,
So I went onto a proxy and typed in ''XVIDEOS'',
I had little time as my laptop was running out of battery,
But one search of ''Mrs.Patterson'' and it all came flooding back to me,
Turns out his mother was a porn star in the 80's, all the boys have been through her,
I remembered her from more films than Troy McClure,
She got smashed inside your living room Greg, that ***** was pathetic,
More things happened on the couch than in The Simpsons opening credits.

Splash.

 

maybe you should check your spelling, your grammar is appaling
your defensive skill is about as good, as Chris Smalling
Why are you keeping on fighting? Is it to show heart?
Stop being emotional Greg, you ginger rasta-claart
I've boned more girls than your ma sucked souvlaki
and that's a lot of greasy Greek meat, and all of it was tacky
Greg, you're a ******, do you brawl or do you box?
None, you just

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gay scots, and take all their cocks

 

Greg got splash served again

 

I was doing Mum jokes back when I was ten,
suppose your irish and aint the smartest around,
line up some spades and ask you to take your pick,
and your running around confused like you seen a chick with a *****,
famous for tatties and no much more,
oh yeh the brown **** that takes ages to pour,
U Very ****ed i reallydo think you twat,
'I Really Am' thought that Pabby prat,
You moan about bein a social ******,
what you want a ****ing get well soon card?
And **** about your lovely hair,
**** we dont ****ing care,

 

The **** happened here?
Went to get some cheese on toast and you've all gone ****ing shakespeare rhyming in couplets.