***ESB Boxing: Nations Cup!! Scotland win The Nations Cup***

I never claimed to be Whittaker, or Toney,
but Im talking to a guy that gets off over My Little Pony,
Souvlaki can get to ****, no **** eats that,
I see all you Greeks selling Kebabs,
I brawl and stand tall, a bad combination,
but still more fight than your pathetic bankrupt wee nation

 

Like 8 mile up in here

 

So you're sorting out who is the least lame by freestyle rapping in text form?

Right then.....

Bellends.

 

The scottish drunkard attempting to rap,
There's more charisma in a decade old cap,
You've embarrassed yourself on more than one occassion
Did no one ever warn you not to write rhymes you pale arsed caucasian

And now to the irish where the **** do I start
I hope pabs got the lyrca to go with the pink writing and his hair like brett hart
And teeto you daft scouser thinking you're tyrone nurse
Stop it with your weak lyrics before u end up in a hearse.

The english are back and we invented this crap
This is our language, our comp and we're takin it back

Peace.

 

nah, you stand tall? You're a scottish midget
drunk as a ******, bittered up, swallowed the widget
ask your ma wabout kebabs, she gets them for free
all slimey, extra sauce, puts them in her *****
then at night, when she astral projects into the further
I do too, I meet her, bone her spirit, she begs me to bird her
but I'm like nah ya know *****, I don't get serious
and if you think i would with you, you must be delirious
also, your son is a mong, he spells his surname wrong
shoudln't it be a double t in paterson? Anyway, back to my schlong
cut the small talk lady, I'm going back to my body soon
whilst Greg is spooning your body, I'm hitting your spiritual poon
*****, now **** off, before a demon posesses you stinking body
don't call me, don't ring me, just keep bouncing your head like noddy
*****, keep telling Greg he's spelling his name right
******ed **** knows no better, also, fix his ****ing kite
is he meant to look like that? Wow he should take flight
jump out with no parachute, and like his boxing, call it a night

**** off *****

 

Hey, drunkard?

Ivebeen sober a week.

Words can hurt you ****

 

hahahaha that's scouse! ******
you'll never catch anything fishy with such a tiny maggot!

kidding, this is gay now, I'm out of this, it started as a joke and has become crazy

I'm going off for a bevy with Anwar now, got respect for him after our fight.

 

Words can hurt from you of all people, congrats though.

 

I don't thinks he's a big drinker mate.

 

more for me then

 

Troy McClure>>>>>>>>>>

 

Teeto always talks about astral projection,
and if I looked like that, I'd leave that body no question,
and Teeto you still think your a lad,
**** sake your near 30 and pushing it a tad,
and whats this you still live with Mum and Dad?
Come on son, was that about?
You too scared or you no allowed
You talk about boxing but what did you ever do?
I heard you was raped by your coach and sampled his Yazoo,

 

My words mainly dont make sense though.

 

Oh yeh Scotlands up for any challenge lads

 

Seeing as you're pretending to rap that's possibly advantageous.