Dereck Chisora makes the front page of the BBC website

i'm going to posess his body while he astral projects

 

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To clarify, is this British Broadcasting Corporation or Black Black ****?

 

its nice to see Boxing in the newspapers again

 

:rofl Amazing.


I'm going to theoretically dispatch David Haye.

 

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This made the 4 people working near me give me "that look" when I started pissing myself laughing.

 

Banned for life my arse! BBBC acting like tough talking politicans, promising to act tough to appease the moral outrage.

Even if the bbbc banned them, they would ust get a licence in foreign country ffs.

 

metaphysically project bullets on him

 

I'm going to romantically beat the **** out of him.

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Socially?

 

No, subconsciously.

 

I'm going to metaphorically penetrate my anus with his *****

 

:huh

 

Definitely got the 'his' and 'mine' mixed up in the sentence.