Great Britain - The Isle of Glass Jaw

I have been studying this perplexing issue for some time and I have come to the irrefutable conclusion that if one is British, there is a 95.8% chance that that person will have an abysmal Glass Jaw. In fact, if we analyze the countries with the most participation in Boxing, we find that the UK is head-and-shoulders above all of the rest in terms of China Chins per capita. Cuba also seems to have this curious problem, but the scale is much smaller and they are a far, far distant second to the UK.

While the statistics and history regarding British Boxing and Fragile Glass Mandibles do not lie, there is still the matter of why? Is it something in the water? Have the genetics somehow crossed up given the relatively small population of the isles therefore making DNA the culprit for some of the worst Chins in the history of Boxing? It is an intriguing question and I am curious to hear some alternate theories on why all of these jokes have Silly Putty Chins. In the meantime, here is a breakdown on the Chins of Britain's finest.

Pure Glass

Amir Khan
Ricky Hatton
Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison
Naseem Hamed
Herbie Hide
Frank Bruno
Danny Williams
David Haye
Tyson Fury
David Price
Enzo Maccarinelli
Henry Cooper
Duke McKenzie
Lloyd Honeyghan
Alan Minter
Terry Downes
Freddie Mills

Shaky

Lennox Lewis
Nigel Benn
John Conteh
Randy Turpin
Dave Charnley
Jim Watt

Iron

Carl Froch
Chris Eubank
Barry McGuigan
Wayne McCullough
Joe Calzaghe

I think this is conclusive and irrefutable evidence that British fighters, on the whole, cannot take a punch. They have no Chins. None.:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

He fought a litany of nobodies and still hit the canvas more than Picasso's paints. He is a Glass Jawed Joke.

I will readily admit that I underestimated Chisora's Chin. He appears to have a decent beard though the jury is still out. It was not an unfounded guess given that the above list is proof that the vast majority of your fighters fold like lawn chairs when hit solidly.

Lastly, I find it hilarious that so far only fellow Glass Jawed Brits have responded to this thread with more of their inane delusions and angry ramblings, clearly in denial of the fact that their fighters are Chinless Hype Jobs. Glass Jaws Exist in Boxing and they really exist in the UK!:rofl:roflatsch

 

Brutally and embarrassingly KOed in 5 of 5 losses = Glass Jaw. Sorry.:hi: