Great Britain - The Isle of Glass Jaw

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by MetalMandible, Feb 20, 2012.


  1. HwSaviour

    HwSaviour Active Member Full Member

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    GlassJawsExist your avatar always cracks me up. One of the best on ESB. :good
     
  2. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    And since he was apparently stopped by a cut yet again, I believe I might have to change my opinion on his Chin was Glass to Shaky. Either way, that is an obscure fight that I'm sure not many have seen and I picked him primarily because of the way he was handled and hurt early by Hagler, the beatdown at the hands of Sibson, and the fact that he was hurt in many fights and avoided being brutally KOed because the doctor saved him. If you're trying to insinuate that I am not a Boxing fan and do not watch fights then how in the hell would I have heard of half of these jokes of which many were British-level at best? Get over yourself, dummy, your heroes are Glass Jawed Frauds.
     
  3. PBFred

    PBFred Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    KO1 :lol:
     
  4. Rob_Floyd

    Rob_Floyd Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Earlier, you brought up a fight that you have never seen. Fact. How are we to believe that you haven't seen many of the fights that you discuss?
     
  5. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Look, nobody's denying we don't have a lot of glass jawed fighters over here. Just not as many per capita, it seems.
     
  6. wallworkjake123

    wallworkjake123 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    The guy who started this post (probably an American poster), and the guys who are backing him up (mostly American posters) are stupid f*cking w*nkers.
     
  7. timagen

    timagen Guest

    Excellent compilation and think further investigation is in order.

    I have a working hypothesis that tea and crumpets are somehow involved.

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    And add to that the Brittish glass jaws in MMA
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  8. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    :lol::lol::rofl:rofl:patsch

    There's emipirical evidence in this thread that proves my point and the majority of posters, even some Brits who aren't in denial over their naturally Fragile Chins, have agreed.
     
  9. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Excellent thread. The majority of Glass Jaws in Boxing reside in the UK and Cuba.

    Glass Jaws exist and we will talk them on ESB. That is a Fact!
     
  10. lzolnier

    lzolnier Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    And the only people who deny this self evident truth are the Brits. There is a reason why the British refs are the most protective, in terms of premature stoppages, in the game.
     
  11. Lucando

    Lucando Guest

    Physical Evidence - Exhibit A:

    :hey GLASS JAWS - THE BRITS :yep

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5721sWEf3XA[/ame]

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WWCgnkSZls[/ame]

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k37qXXCEoGM[/ame]

    it's all that nasty fog and rain soakin' into their Jaws
    making them very tender and fragile... :yep

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    that 40 year old gave Haye a nice Spankin' (TKO 5) :lol:

    Haye's mandible is made of fine china! :smoke
     
  12. Jordan_Davies

    Jordan_Davies Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    American logic -

    British fighter gets knocked out = Glass jaw

    American fighter gets knocked out = past prime
     
  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    The Chincheckers call out Glass Jaws regardless of nationality and yes, the United States has had many Glass Jawed fighters. However no country, not even Cuba, can come close to matching the UK for not only the sheer amount of Glass Jaws but also the proportion of China to average/Iron Chins. 95.8% of British fighters are China Chinned Chumps and that is a truly staggering figure.
     
  14. Palpatine

    Palpatine Guest

    he was floored by a blown up middleweight in 3rd round.that qualify as iron made in china,like all brits.ALL
     
  15. ingredientity

    ingredientity Active Member Full Member

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    95.8%? Staggering, indeed. Staggeringly fictitious that is.

    We humans can not be used as snuff bottles, kay? Just sayin...