Cris Arreola's amazing new magic trick works like a charm

For McCline in early 2009: But I'll work on the weight.

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255 pounds. Clearly fat.

For Vitali - late 2009: 'I'm serious now, I'm serious now. You wait and see at the weigh in.

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251 pounds. Four pounds lost, still overweight and flabby. Because four pounds doesn't magically change a fat guy to a real athlete.

For Adamek - 2010: I've learned my lesson from Klitschko, and I'm really, truly, extra, extra serious now.

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250.5 pounds. Seriously half a pound more serious.


For Molina, 2012, last Saturday: I've learned my lesson, training camp isn't a fat camp now.
(Bernstein even buys it and says he can really tell Arreola's serious now by looking at him)

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245 pounds. Still fat, obviously. Six pounds less than for Vitali on a 6'4 man. Difference? This guy grew the hair on top of his head out like an inch and now he's a walking optical illusion. What is it? Like wearing pinstripes? WTF? Are you only looking at his face or are you people titblind? He's still a fat guy with moobs. They should change his name from The Nightmare to The Hypnotist. atsch How does he keep getting you guys? Stop buying into Arreola's BS. Please. It's embarrassing. Use your eyes. This guy is as dedicated as a Hefner girlfriend. GTFO.

 

Exactly. He got down to a weight he was still fat at the last time he weighed that in 2008 and couldn't stay there even though he's been extremely active. Give up on this guy until he stops giving up on himself.

 

It's sad but that might be the smoothest photoshop job he's ever done.

 

Maybe the real issue is that some dumb fatass can convince you that his cellulite carries muscular power by some mysterious Mexican fat jedi force or something.