Good/Hilarious/Plain Stupid Boxing Nicknames

The Good:
"Iron" Mike Tyson
"The Manassa Mauler" Jack Demspey
Iran "The Blade" Barkley
David "The Terminator" Tua
Ike "The President" Ibeabuchi
"Smokin" Joe Frazier
"Manos De Piedra" Roberto Duran

The Hilarious:
"The Boxing Banker" Calvin Brock
"The Foul Pole" Andrew Golota
Alexander "Sascha" Dimitrenko/Povetkin

The Plain Stupid:
Lance "Goofi" Whitaker
John "The Quiet Man" Ruiz
Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe
"Baby" Joe Mesi
Monte "Two Gunz" Barrett
Demetrius "Boo Boo" Andrade

 

Where does "The Hispanic Causing Panic" fall into?

 

Most offensive: "The Boston Tar Baby" Sam Langford

 

Somewhere between Hilarious, Horrible, Plain Stupid, and So Bad it's Awesome. It's hard to say really :think

 

Marciano had a cool one as well.

 

So bad it's aewsome it is.

 

Best: "The Motor City Cobra"

cool sounding and fitting.

 

Hitman was more fitting.

 

Haglers is no longer a nickname, he had it legally changed to his real name.

 

actually Hearns has 2 persona.

The fate of the opponent lies on which comes out.

Benitez faced Motor City Cobra, Duran faced the Hitman.

 

We can all agree Joshua Clottey nicks must be jokes.

The Grand Master
The Hitter
The Heater

wtf

 

how about the blocker?

 

Kendall "Rated R" Holt - not sure what that's all about; anyone know what the "R" is meant to stand for? Sounds pretty poor for a nickname.

 

I dont think getting your ass kicked 4 times by mexicans qualifies you to be called the mexicutioner