I'd like to punch Wladimir Klitchko in the face...

Is he securely strapped to a chair or otherwise unable to retaliate?

Otherwise you may wish to rethink this plan, because if you don't render him unconscious...:bolt

 

I bet Wlad would have you calling him "daddy" after the first jab landed.

 

Do you guys think Wlad can throwdown if had to in the streets

 

Wlad would literally destroy you with his jab alone

 

Fantastic thread and post.

 

Good News!
You are a former light heavyweight and you are not in any top ten... you will likely get the chance.

but first we need you to sign a slave contract for pennies. the fight will be Germany. the ref will allow him to hug/hold all night.

and if you win you must face Vitali within 90 days.

 

Interesting thread; I reckon most of us have probably wondered this from time to time (generally after a few beers)

Would you also be willing to let him check your chin though? Just to see if it's up to scratch and all...?

 

:rofl:rofl

 

Nobody cares what you think, you ****ing shitty anus.

 

Not if Vitali comes from behind and grabs you