***The Official Chinchecker March Glass Jaw Rankings***

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  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    OK, for the first time in the history of these rankings all Chincheckers, new and old alike, have turned in their own personal Glass Jaw Rankings for a Chinchecker-wide poll on the worst China Chins in Boxing today. Here's how it works;

    01. 10 points
    02. 9 points
    03. 8 points
    04. 7 points
    05. 6 points
    06. 5 points
    07. 4 points
    08. 3 points
    09. 2 points
    10. 1 point

    The panel, consisting of ESB luminaries such as Zakman, Rico Spadafora, GlassJawsExist, Joe.Boxer, Canucks9314, forreal, Conan, and myself, MetalMandible, has voted, the scores have been added, and without further ado, here are your official results.

    01. James Kirkland - 78 points
    02. Amir Khan - 61 points
    03. Roy Jones Jr. - 48 points
    04. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison - 39 points
    05. Jason Litzau - 37 points
    06. Victor Ortiz - 33 points
    07. Paul Williams - 30 points
    08. Enzo Maccarinelli - 27 points
    09. Zab "Super Glass" Judah - 19 points
    10. Odlanier Solis - 15 points

    Other fighters receiving votes - Jorge Linares, Paul Smith, Timothy Bradley, David Lemieux, Anthony Mundine, Deandre Latimore, David Haye, Tomasz Adamek, Edison Miranda, Yuriorkis Gamboa, Chad Dawson, Lucian Bute, Andre Berto, Wladimir Klitschko, Deontay Wilder, Tye Fields.
     
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  2. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    Khan?

    Took shots from Peterson & Maidana...

    Better than Ortiz...

    **** thread close it.

    Laugh at how much time this dude wasted on it.

    Didn't you get halfway and think to yourself: "this is abit stupid ent it?"
     
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  3. Uncle Roger

    Uncle Roger Boxing Addict banned

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    Who do all the chinfags have terrible vCash totals?
     
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  4. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    "Location: England"

    This is a clear indication of why you do not agree with this thread and why your opinion is moot. You are simply upset because Great Britain, aka the Isle of Glass Jaw, is well represented here as anyone with half a brain knew it would be. Statistics show that 95.8% of Britons have Glass Jaws which means that it is almost certain that you and your heroes are in possession of a Fragile Glass Mandible. Now toddle along, junior, you are stinking it up with your futile refusal to accept the truth.:deal:hi:
     
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  5. Malden

    Malden 006 Full Member

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    Cause they know **** about baxin :deal
     
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  6. Uncle Roger

    Uncle Roger Boxing Addict banned

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    Fixed:thumbsup:deal
     
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  7. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Because some of us do not care about betting pretend money when we can bet real money. V-cash, is to me, a pointless pissing contest and a waste of time when I can be educating the masses of Glass Jaw deniers here about the importance of punch resistance in Boxing.
     
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  8. Malden

    Malden 006 Full Member

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    Lol, oops :oops:
     
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  9. Malden

    Malden 006 Full Member

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    More likely because it would end up a zero and stay there, giving the history of chinchecker predictions :yep

    And if anything, fighters with less stellar jaws should be revered.
     
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  10. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    The list is pretty much flawless :deal..
    Don't worry, you will see my Vcash grow over the years :yep
     
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  11. Malden

    Malden 006 Full Member

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    :yep
     
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  12. Jаck

    Jаck P4P King Full Member

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    Pure gold.
    My best regards go to the Chinchecker team.
     
    Jаck, Mar 8, 2012
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  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    And well it should be, educated fans such as yourself came together to create it.:good
     
    MetalMandible, Mar 8, 2012
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  14. Malden

    Malden 006 Full Member

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    Oh yes, their predictions are fun. "Fighter A will get knocked out" (Fighter A does not get knocked out). Repeat. Until some day (like most fighters) he is knocked out. Nostradamus right there :patsch
     
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  15. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    Credit goes to the entire chin checker crew :yep..
    The finest posters on this forum, we are making our posts/threads from irrefutable evidence and very rarely do we miss anything :thumbsup
    Btw, nice job collecting the lists and putting the scores togheter :good
     
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