My nan Vs current Roy Jones. Who takes it?

I got a spare sock we could share bro.

 

Curious, Steven is an Iguana. :think

Are you the man who knows a man?

 

i'm surprised i held out as long as i did!

 

Salutations, young Jim.

I will go with option B, as previously stated in my last e-mail which is sitting in my drafts. I paid James for this, and he gave me too much change ahhahaaha! And what was with that invoice? No more pink paper please.

I want a telescope. For my next Birthday I want a telescope please.

Show me dem balls bro.

Regards,

Stuart

 

I'm an Iguana (with a cum sock).

 

The horrible effects of aging:verysad. Catches up with all of us.

 

its a rather large puddle, but i suppose one sock will have to do, thanks mate!

and don't get your cum on me, i'm not gay!

 

its not gay if we don't look each other in the eyes or touch balls.

 

Careful guys, it's John from Health and Safety. He doesn't look happy either.

Okay, who hasn't identified the hazards in their risk assessments??

Wait a minute..............
BARBARA GET BACK TO ****ING TELESALES YOU WORTHLESS *****!!!!!

 

:rofl

You have me confused dear sir, my name is J Jonna Jameson.

When is your next Birthday? Mines is Junevember, the twentyselvth. I would like to recive some red paper if possible, but nothing with more than 4 legs due to my arachnophobia.

In regards to your vulger request for a testicle flash, I am afraid I must dissapoint, I have already been promised to one William DePostBox, who wooed me via serenading me to the tune of yellow submarine.

David Moyes called, he said well played on Sunday Phill.

 

My deepest darkest desire :hey

 

Oh ****, that wasn't Barbara bro

 

i always thought it wasn't gay if its not your idea?

 

Hello, John from health and safety here.

I am NOT ****ing happy chaps.

 

We share the same Birthday hahahahah