How much money would it get for you to step into the octagun with Jon Jones?

No offence Beouche, but this is a steaming hot turd of a thread for anyone who is over the age of 12.

 

:good An OP's self ownage is always fun. Enjoy the school Holidays kid

 

Nothing , I would love the chance to fight someone so good, may get smashed but that wouldnt be the first or last time it happens

 

exactly my thoughts, who gives a crap his not going to kill you and from then on you can say, I fought a world champion and just lost...

 

100k

For real... i'd have a go! I'd start as fast as possible and hope a bomb catches him!

I weigh about 210lbs today so if he want's to call me out like Aieddy did i'll wait for the phone call... :deal

Lynchburg

 

I need £5,000 to pay off my loan. So that would suffice.

I would use lateral movement (see: run like ****) until I got destroyed. I'd probably run with my head tucked and my hands covering as much of my face as possible, hope Jones for a guillotine and the immediate tap. (Hell, it would take a headlock, a neck crank or maybe even a sensual hug to force it)

Even if he sparks me it'll be quick. The pain, assuming the worst at a wired jaw/lost teeth/broken nose will be over within a year or so.

Actually **** it, I'm losing, I'll give him as much of a go as I can ;-) It'll probably see me on a stretcher but over really quickly. Hopefully it'll be a **** card and the hilarity of my performance will also see a 'fight of the night' bonus as well :yep

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Well you are a braver man than me Flea Man :thumbsup

 

Well my iron chin is known across the forum, surprised you hadn't already heard of it ;-)

 

How does it feel ?

I've been put to sleep before for a dental surgery, but never got knocked out !

 

I guess with my 5'10 and 140 lbs I would shoot for a TD and hope for the best....if I'm lucky my even less then white belt in BJJ I would be able to caught him in a triangle choke !

 

At the minute I'm on a 2 year college course which requires me to train boxing there nearly every morning and I also have to be affiliated with an ABA club and to compete as an amateur. After that, if you gave me 6 month training with top MMA coaches, let me come in at heavyweight big quality meals paid for and a top strength coach paid for with an extra 5 g thrown in, I'd fight him with Pride rules and intend to win.

 

For free?

 

For a cold beer and a tenbag

 

:yikes Please check into rehab. For your family. Please.