Who am i ?

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  1. patrick

    patrick Active Member Full Member

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    Who am I?

    I am the self proclaimed saviour of Aus boxing.

    I am the egotistical self centred know all that will bag you to the ends of the earth should you have the audacity to disagree with any of my pearls of wisdom concerning the sport of boxing.

    I am the guru who not only expects, but firmly believes that I deserve to be ferried business class to whatever destination in order to pontificate my beliefs and highlight my skills to the eagerly awaiting throngs of those who need educating.

    I am the one that has honed my skills over the years but will think nothing of turning on the very people that assisted me in reaching the levels that i have.

    I am the one that deserves special treatment in my choice of uniform when officiating and will not accept any unacceptance of my opinion on this subject.

    I am the one who will bag you, slag you, back stab you, bad mouth you, threaten you etc etc, should you not accept the fact that I have all the answers, can solve all the problems, and know more about the sport than my entire home state combined.

    I am the most popular participant in Aus boxing,(read my posts on another forum for proof) loved by all in the industry, and no doubt worshipped by the untold numbers that I have assisted in my venture to save the sport.

    I am the one one that will openly criticise matchings, regional titles, officials but will think nothing of sanctioning laughable regional titles myself and attempting to justify them.

    Question. Who am I ?

    Answer. Not who I think I am
     
  2. Gorilla Arms

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    Kevin Rudd...never liked that ****.
     
  3. Da Voice

    Da Voice Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Do I get a Mars Bar for guessing?? :lol:
     
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    Kostya Tszyu.
     
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    stiflers mum Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Frog Jenkins.
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    Mundine :p or Ty
     
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    whopperdong "sorry dan, im the man" Full Member

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    seymour dough Member Full Member

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    You'd probably stick the mars bar up your ringer to satisfy your needs
     
  10. Da Voice

    Da Voice Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Only if blood sugar level was too low :tong
     
  11. seymour dough

    seymour dough Member Full Member

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    The only time your burning sugar you slob,is when your mowing your mates ring hole from behind
     
  12. Da Voice

    Da Voice Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hoping yer enjoying it...ya frigging pipping tom :tong
     
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    Can i buy a vowel
     
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    seymour dough Member Full Member

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    Not everybody participates in your lust and enjoyable activities you frigging poo pusher
     
  15. Da Voice

    Da Voice Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :tong:tong:tong