Mikkel Kessler vs. Allan Green RBR

"I have to check out the ring card girl to see what round we're in, it's been that sort of fight..."

- BN commentator #1

"Riiiight. That sort, you had to check out the ring card girl. Gotcha..."

- BN commentator #2

 

Round 5

Nielsen jumps in and grabs Nespro, clasping him hard and close with his right arm and BANGING away up top with his left. Nespro whines to the ref that Nielsen's glove is hammering down on the top and back of his head. The ref doesn't give a ****, he's as tired of Nespro's act as the rest of us. Nielsen has cart blanche to land whatever and however he wants, wherever he wants. No holds barred. Right jabs to the body by Nielsen. Nespro runs. His midsection jiggles. Nielsen stalks and feigns some high jabs. Nespro runs. His midsection jiggles. Left to the body by Nielsen. Nespro runs. His midsection jiggles. Clinch. High right jab to the mouth by Nielsen. Left hand to the body by Nielsen, strays a bit low accidentally. Nespro clutches his nuts, and Nielsen reaches out his right glove for a quick apologetic glove touch. Nespro accepts his apology by tapping knuckles with him - and then runs. Nielsen stalks, waving his right around and threatening to hook with it. Maybe trying to distract Nespro from a left to the body, but he never gets to throw it as Nespro suddenly picks up the pace and runs backward to the ropes. Nielsen catches him there with a few shots but Nespro is saved by the bell.

50-45 Nielsen

 

Too bad there's no such thing as forfeiture as a valid method of victory in boxing.


Nielsen FT5 Nespro :yep

Alas, we're going to see this farce through and commence with the sixth. Le sigh.

 

Hey, if it gets Danish women to mate with you - I'm not gonna knock it.

 

Unless they pull another bout from outta their butts, yeah. Nothing else left on the card. :yep