***The Official ChinCheckers May Glass Jaw Rankings***

he twisted his knee you blind ****!

 

He twisted it while he was falling from having his Glass Jaw shattered violently. His Chin is Pure Cuban Glass. I would suggest you leave the Chin Checking to the experts, kiddo.

 

solis was on his way to giving vitali a beating till he twisted his knee, vitali just happened to head him on the side of the head at the same time

 

I don't see how Khan has a rating of 55 pts.

 

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You gleaned this information from less than a round worth of fighting? A round in which Solis got clipped with a grazing blow that put him on ***** Street and led to the end of the fight? If he didn't have a Glass Jaw he wouldn't have fallen and if he wasn't a fat **** and actually bothered to stay in shape he wouldn't have had the knee joint of a 90 year-old woman. Solis is a joke. A Glass Jawed Joke.

hi:

 

Poster king_khan is a mook. Therefore, your list is invalidated...

 

he's a ****

 

I don't mind MetalMandible. He's actually funny sometimes. Don't take it so seriously. That is, unless he really pisses you off.

 

It works like this;

01. 10 points
02. 9 points
03. 8 points
04. 7 points
05. 6 points
06. 5 points
07. 4 points
08. 3 points
09. 2 points
10. 1 point

The Chincheckers send me their lists, I assign the points to the fighters they've selected, add them up, and there you go. The vast majority of ChinCheckers had Khan high up on their lists and he got 55 points. It is not rocket science.

 

Enzo is deserving of the Emeritus Glass Jaw award. He should be placed permanently at the top of any list.

 

Lol as this chinchecker glass jaw stuff. The effort that goes into it is truly remarkable.

 

I see, his chin is ****ing awful, I look forward to seeing him raise in the ranks in the future.

A perfect, unbiased way of rating chins. Congratulations.

 

Umm, what? You let that Amir Khan chin defending nut hugger rank chins?

 

I had a feeling that he was a Khan nuthugger and in denial over the absolute atrocious quality of his Chin, but he was supportive of the ChinCheckers' efforts and submitted a quality list, albeit with the glaringly obvious exception of Khan. I will keep an eye on him, however, because we cannot have delusional nuthuggers allowing their biases to cloud the lens of accurate analysis of punch resistance in Boxing. It would taint the good name that the ChinCheckers have built for themselves as the premier Boxing analysts on ESB.

 

It always cracks me up how offended people get by these posts.