Great Britain - The Isle of Glass Jaw

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  1. DanishFightfan

    DanishFightfan Boxing Junkie banned

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    What are your predictions for the upcoming british clash between Chisora and Haye?
     
  2. BlackBrenny

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    mccullough and mcguigan are not from that "isle"
     
  3. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Bizzare statement considering so many of your fellow Chin Checkers are from Britain.

    Dissention in the ranks???
     
  4. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    It will be a complete stinker if Chisora can't cut the ring off and a violent Shattering of Haye's Glass Jaw if he can. I am leaning towards the latter but I'd like to know what size the ring will be.
     
  5. Sp_Immortal

    Sp_Immortal Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Should add Kerry Hope to that list.

    Got knocked the **** out by one punch from the tiny and underpowered Proksa.
     
  6. G Man

    G Man Boxing Addict Full Member

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    GB isn't an Isle.
     
  7. Sp_Immortal

    Sp_Immortal Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Also Kevin Mitchell. Was out on his feet after 3 rounds against Katsidis.
     
  8. G Man

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  9. BlackBrenny

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    Great Britain and the british isles are different
     
  10. G Man

    G Man Boxing Addict Full Member

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    OK, I've always understood 'British' to mean part of Britain, seems I'm wrong!
     
  11. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    First of all, the bolded statement is ludicrous. Jake LaMotta, SRR, George Chuvalo, and Ali would beg to differ.

    The statistic of 95.8% came from many more fighters than those listed who are simply the most recognizable fighters from the Isle of Glass Jaw. Sky sports undercard-level fighters were taken into account when compiling the data.

    Anyway, all of those fighters have Glass Jaws. Hamed fought nobody of note and still hit the canvas more times than Picasso's paints. He would have been brutally KOed had he wanted to step his competition up. Unfortunately for the fans, his Glass Heart Shattered and he chose to hang them up.

    Tyson Fury was dropped hard by a Feather Fisted bum. When he steps up, he will be savagely KOed like the rest of the British Hype Jobs.

    Haye has been stopped by an ancient Thompson and flattened by Feather Fisted fighters and blown-up MWs. His Chin is awful.

    And how can you disagree with Hatton? The man got put into a coma by a handful of punches from Pac who has not done the same to anyone since and he was KOed by Money May who has no power at 147. None. Add in the Fact that he was hurt by Feather Fisters like Collazo and knocked down by Feather Fisted bums and it is obvious that the only thing that saved him from brutal KOs earlier in his career were his disgraceful spoiling tactics and careful selection of opposition.
     
  12. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: @ anyone who says Hatton didn't have a Glass Jaw. Ricky 'hit and hold' Hatton fought that way for a reason people.
     
  13. Hattons Hook

    Hattons Hook Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hatton used to block punches with his jaw.
     
  14. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    From Feather Fisted fighters in domestic tilts. When he came Stateside he got hurt by Feather Fisted Collazo and Urango, brutally KOed by Money May who we know doesn't have any power at 147, and then put into a mini-coma by Pac. As Rico said, there was a reason that he was a spoiler and that was because he had no Chin.
     
  15. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Pac's power hasn't changed one iota since 2009 and the only person he has knocked into a mini-coma was Hatton. The first punch that landed wasn't even a brutal shot and Hatton was down and on ***** Street for the rest of the fight.

    Fury, whilst not having been stopped yet, has shown me all I need to know about his Chin. He is a garbage fighter and his Chin fits in with the rest of his game. The whole "any HW can be a Savage Power Puncher" is also a myth. There are Feather Fisted HWs and there KO % is low for a reason. If you are getting dropped by guys like that you have no Chin. None.

    Hamed was put down numerous times throughout his career both by the legit punchers you listed and also by Feather Fisted bums. He fought nobody aside from Barrera and would have been brutally KOed had he done so. That is why he required.

    As for Calzaghe, the results speak for themselves. He was past Prime when Roy and B-Hop knocked him down and Roy's shot wasn't even a punch, it was a forearm smash. I will grant you that being knocked down by B-Hop is not a good sign but he got right back up and took the fight to him. His Chin was never cracked in 46 fights and that is plenty to get him put in the Iron Chinned Warrior Hall of Fame.