The Klitschko Excuse Compendium: The A-Z of Klitschko Excuses

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We all know that the Klitschkos and their fans are the biggest excuse makers in the sport of boxing. Barely a Klitschko fight goes by without the bros or their fanbase offering up an excuse as to why they didn't destroy their opponents like the true ATG's they are.

The purpose of this thread is to provide an encyclopedia of K-Bros excuses, and discuss their merits. I will start with some of my favourites:


Wlad vs Brewster = WLAD WAS POISONED!

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Wlad vs Sanders = WLAD WAS GREEN!!!

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Wlad vs Chisora 1 = WLAD HURT HIS ABDOMIN (plays golf two days later)

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Wlad vs Chisora 2 = WLAD HURT HIS BACK (signs contract to fight Haye on same day)

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Wlad vs Haye = (WLAD ONLY DIDN'T KO HAYE BECAUSE HE WAS RUNNING

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Vitali vs Lewis = VITALI WAS CUT WITH A THUMB/ LEWIS' AFRO HAIR HELPED HIM WIN/ VITALI SHOULD HAVE WON ON POINTS/ VITALI WON THE EVENT

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Vitali vs Chris Byrd = VITALI HURT HIS SHOULDER/ HE WAS BLACKING OUT/ EVERYONE WOULD HAVE QUIT

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Vitali vs Rahman = VITALI DIDN'T FIGHT RAHMAN BECAUSE HE HURT HIS KNEE

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Vitali vs Adamek = VITALI DIDN'T KO ADAMEK BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HIM IN FRONT OF HIS COUNTRYMEN

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vitali vs Chisora = VITALI COULDN'T KO CHISORA BECAUSE HE HURT HIS ARM/HAND

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Feel free to add yours and make this the most comprehensive guide to Klitschko excuses anywhere on the web!!!!

 

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:roflatsch

you ignore that Haye pulled out of the original fight with Wlad with a fake injury then pulled his shoe off after losing just about every round against Wlad and said it was because of his little toe.....

And you post something like this? :huh

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You forgot to add how they are scared haye will end vitali career

 

Why would I put someone else's excuses in the Klitschko excuse compendium? Doesn't make sense.

 

If Tyson hadn't been shot he'd have given Lennox a tougher fight meaning Vitali would have lasted until the 9th round.
This thread has excellent potential.Can I buy some shares Shaun?

 

Vitali vs Haye = VITALI DOESN'T HAVE TO FIGHT A GOOD OPPONENT BECAUSE IT'S HIS LAST FIGHT

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Vitali vs The Olympics = VITALI USED STEROIDS BECAUSE HE WAS INJURED/ HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS TAKING THEM

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They needed Roids to increase the size of their tiny pee pee's due to a birth defect.

 

So we actually complain that Wlad pushed Chisora asside to fight Haye? :huh

 

This is excusipedia - anyone can add their own Klitschko excuses as long as you have genuinely seen them put forth by the brothers or their fans.

 

Well, officially he didn't, he pulled out through injury, and as any Klitschko fan will tell you Wlad is physically incapable of being dishonest, so it must be true.

This is why it has been logged in the compendium

 

You can call it an "excuse".. But Wlad used it to create the best fight that could be made in the HW division..
Shouldn't he have a pass on that?

 

Vitali pulled out of the Rahman fight because he had a torn knee ligament, something that makes moving almost impossible, let alone boxing atschatsch

 

I'm not here to assess the legitimacy of motive of any excuses, I'm simply here to log and document them.