The 'Boxers say the dumbest things' thread

"Steward and Holyfield were in on it"(on Fan Man)."Why else did they have all them blankets."

 

Bob Arum after Iran Barkley beat Darrian Van Horn.

"If you think Barkley was mad before the fight, wait until he sees how
many people are taking part of his purse"

 

Not really dumb but funny.

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering.
Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?";
Norton: "My wife just had a baby.";
Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it

George Foreman: "Bob, I can't chase these guys anymore."
Bob Arum: "George, I cant put it in the contracts that they can't run."

 

Marlon Starling: "I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right"

 

Dan Duva, on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: " Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

 

"What ees steroid mean"?

"I no take no random test because I afraid of needles".

"I no pind my pluppy socks...only 99 cent store open to buy new socks, they were itchy.."

"I lost because no let me use clitoris gloves.....oh, no, no, i mean because cut prom head bump made me lose many much blood...oh, no, because blood test 2 days bepore pight so I weak...Oh, I lost pight because all tree reasons".

- Manny Pacquiao

 

Foreman said something like DLH was P4P #1 because of his broad shoulders

 

:rofl

One of the greatest post-fight interviews of all time.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

I think he was just hyping the fight up.

 

say pacquiao.
mosley!!

 

is that the same guy who made mexico a boxing ghost town?

:rofl:rofl:rofl