T.K.O. in 6

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  1. JASPER

    JASPER Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Povetkin < Huck . . . Hucks the man:bbb
     
  2. thesandman

    thesandman Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Close.

    But.

    Jimmy Thunder > Trevor Berbick > MUHAMMAD ALI > GEORGE FOREMAN > Michael Moorer > EVANDER HOLYFIELD > MIKE TYSON > Frank Bruno > Oliver McCall > LENNOX LEWIS > Vitaly Klitshko > Corrie Sanders > Wald Klitshcko.

    Anyone that beat Thunder doesn't count because of the guys in capital letter (all considered ATG top 10-15 HW fighters), and all the other circular fights in there. (eg. Tyson beating Berbick, Lewis beating Holy and Tyson and Bruno, Holy beating Foreman and Moorer etc).

    Jimmy Thunder best ever.
     
  3. turbotime

    turbotime Hall Of Famer Full Member

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    Tee kay oh.











































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  4. tezel8764

    tezel8764 Boxing Junkie banned

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    :rofl It's a joke mate. :patsch


    TKO6
     
  5. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    Total Klitman Obliteration
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    So do you buy his official story that it was a "dark comedy" (which he only started saying after it became a cult classic example of "so bad it's good" and universally ridiculed) or do you agree with the majority of critics that it was indeed meant to be a serious drama that happened to come out awesomely shitty? :think
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    The Room and TKO6 are forever linked as they are tied for #1 funniest event of the decade.
     
  8. Royal-T-Bag

    Royal-T-Bag Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    no ****ing way was that a comedy.....he took that hella serious....i heard that the first scenes shot on the very first day were all the sex scenes with Lisa, the rest of the crew were creeped out and horrified cause the OG Lisa who he fired was closer to his own age but the one he replaced her with was in her 20's! hahaha Wiseau a G!! Chris walken weird euro accent dude! Apparently the who cast and crew were creeped out by the guy and they all say dude was dead serious and thought he was creating his ultimate masterpiece which he funded himself hahaha. I can't get enough of that **** movie, it's killing me.
     
  9. Drew101

    Drew101 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Back to the matter at hand...

    Here's your gif, Bremen

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    In the first frame of this gif, the knuckles are clearly in contact with VK's eyebrow. The are pressed up right against that part of the body, in face. The only thing thing that they miss is the chance to knock Vitaly's head clean off his shoulders; though they do succeed in rocking his head back a bit. On the follow throw, the thumb part of the glove does not slice across the eye; if anything, any incidental contact would involve it brushing against the cheek-bone. Since no injury resulted from that particular point of contact, the result must stand,

    TKO6

    Don't get me wrong, Bremen. I feel your pain. I really do. As a fan of Bute, for example, I found it hard to watch a favored fighter get demolished at the hands of Carl Froch. But as much as I'd like to follow your lead and claim that not a single punch in that last salvo really landed, that Bute sideways lurch into the ropes was simply due to an unfortunate loss of balance, and that the result should therefore change to Bute DQ5 (due to the corner coming into the ring early) I just can't do that. I'm just not that willing to divorce myself from reality.

    So, while I understand that it must have been tough to watch VK start so well, only to fizzle badly after getting chopped to shreds by a faded legend, that still doesn't provide you or anyone else with the justification to insult our intelligence by claiming a different result for this fight.

    For the result remains the same after all this time, and will continue to do so throughout eternity...

    And that result, in case you've forgotten, is...

    LEWIS TKO 6 :deal
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    The best part of those sex scenes with Lisa (and yeah basically the whole purpose of the movie was so he could make a porn with a somewhat cute and more importantly naive aspiring young actress without it coming across as outright porn, with enough apparent if misguided striving toward the artistic that you can't even call it a softcore despite being borderline...) is that we get maybe 2 total seconds of her bare ass onscreen...but like TEN MINUTES of his weird bony malformed buttocks, often in extreme close-up. :barf

    Bear in mind he directed and edited. He is PROUD of that rocky mound on his backside, and wanted the entire world to get a nice long gander. Probavly expected he'd become a masculine icon and be stealing bitches from Ryan Gosling...
     
  11. Smashgar

    Smashgar McMustache Nuthugger Full Member

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    That's nothing.

    Butterbean KO1 Monaco
    Monaco TKO5 McBride
    McBride TKO6 Tyson
    Tyson TKO3 Bruno
    Bruno W12 McCall
    McCall TKO2 Lewis
    Lewis TKO6 Vitali

    Butterbean > Vitali

    Vitali is Butterbean's *****'s *****'s *****'s *****'s *****'s *****'s *****!
     
  12. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :nono Butterbean went the distance with Larry Holmes and knocked him down.

    Hypothetically speaking, Vitali would have stopped Butterbean (because he has the highest KO% of any heavyweight champ, statistically speaking he stops EVERYBODY he faces...unless he gets injured or breaks a nail or sprains an ankle or something...)

    So Vitali > Bean > Holmes.

    Vitali should clearly be in the top 3-5 of GOAT @ HW.





    :nut
     
  13. Drew101

    Drew101 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Haven't seen The Room yet. Would be interested to see if could overtake Plan 9 as being the most famous Bad Movie of all time.
     
  14. Atlanta

    Atlanta Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    It irrefutable.
     
  15. Atlanta

    Atlanta Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    After Last Season is worse. Good luck getting a copy of it though.