Merchant absolutely roasting Haye last night

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  1. beefman180

    beefman180 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    "A word about Haye...if you remember he took off his shoe to show us his toe as an excuse to why he fought the way he did, personally I think he should've pulled down his trunks to show us why he really fought that way."


    Or something like that.



    Anyone else laugh their ****ing ass off? :lol: (Haye beats Vitali at this point btw)
     
  2. Butch Coolidge

    Butch Coolidge Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :yep I found that funny myself. I had the same sentiments as Merchant but didn't think to express it so impressively.
     
  3. Chempasillo

    Chempasillo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    some truth about it.
     
  4. J.R.

    J.R. No Mames Guey Full Member

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    Larry is an old *******, but his dickishness enables him to say things like that and put an egomaniac like Haye in his place. On world wide TV he basically said that Haye has no balls. Hilarious! :lol:
     
  5. oibighead

    oibighead G.O.A.T. Full Member

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    :lol:

    Classic
     
  6. turbotime

    turbotime Hall Of Famer Full Member

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    Yeah that was ****ing hilarious. May have been too clever for some viewers though.
     
  7. Heavyrighthand

    Heavyrighthand Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Wow, what a line! Ha! Brilliant.

    That ranks up there with his *that whale has been harpooned* line as yet another an alltime classic boxing commentator line by the amazing Larry.
     
  8. edouardleniqueu

    edouardleniqueu Active Member Full Member

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    :lol: that was very witty
     
  9. Manning

    Manning Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :lol: Good old Larry.
     
  10. G Man

    G Man Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Funny cos it's true.
     
  11. janeschicken

    janeschicken hard work! deadicayshin! Full Member

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    Watching Merchant at this point is kind of like watching Roy Jones. Most of the time, you're sitting there thinking how shot beyond belief they are, when suddenly a glimpse of their old primes will come through and leave you longing for more.

    That is a ****ing amazing line.
     
  12. turbotime

    turbotime Hall Of Famer Full Member

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    What worried me was that most fans probably never saw the Haye/Wlad fight...so they probably wondered wtf is this old guy asking some Euro fighter to pull his trunks down?
     
  13. Regeza

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    That was good. What about Lamp saying the doctor who stopped Klichko/Char yesterday had a German sounding name.:lol:
     
  14. thawk888

    thawk888 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    At first it was weird, didn't know exactly where he was going with it. Then he dropped the punchline. While not "classic" like some of you posters think it was, it was pretty good for a guy steadily losing his faculties.

    Anytime a man talks about another man dropping his trunks, it can go left, real quick.
     
  15. Vyborg1917

    Vyborg1917 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Premeditated, definitely not off the cuff.