(official) Ricky Hatton come backk THREAD

Nah mate,I heard it when I was with her and it was about me and her having "a jam sponge with Eamon Holmes"

 

Ar right, i knew there was an Eammon in there somewhere. The mind plays tricks ye know ?

 

I know what Ricky's mum's like when she gets the coke that she confiscated off him out on the table.
A ****in fiend!

 

She's got a long crispy clit ,slightly discoloured and a tiny bit disturbing.

 

If you were really sworn to secrecy you would not be giving clues. It just goes to show that you can't be trusted and the Hatton team should not disclose any information to you in the future.

 

Well personally im thinking Junior Witter

But if your not bull shitting it can only be

Jan Zaveck, Vyacheslav Senchenko or Amir Khan

 

Yeah im gonna grass him up for nearly hinting who it is.

 

We should but I have the suspicion that he is lying. If he was so close to camp he would probably be eating lunch now with team Hatton after finishing the conference and not sat behind a keyboard giving us "clues."

 

Do you have some form of insecurity complex that demands you say the same thing at least 3 times? Or, is your enthusiasm at a keyboard driven by your absolute determination to successfully complete a post without a spelling error?

That last time I looked, "Europ" wasn't a place.

"Formor" sounds like a drug, possibly the substance you're on. It does make one think it may lead to hallucinations, and you're clearly experiencing plenty of those right now.

When Ricky is ready to say who he is fighting I anticipate he will inform you first. You can then tell him when you think he should tell the world and he is obviously going to listen to you above all else.

Has Vladimir told you if he's going to have one more fight yet? Can you contact him and insist he tells us without further delay please?

Whilst you're at it, can you ask him to give us the truth about why his brother stopped seeing Hayden Panettiere? As a close confidant of his I suspect you may be able to get the real answer. Inititally, I thought it was because he'd found out about the time I lodged myself in her mouth. Time has proven this not to be the case. I appear to have got away with that one.

Finally, can you get me an interview with Ali please?

in fact, whilst you're at it, perhaps you could arrange one with Angelo Dundee too? You appear to be incredibly well connected so I won't be at all surprised if this is within your powers. I'd rather he came to me than I travelled to him though. I'm sure you'll understand that.

 

Don't you think it would only add to the sour taste of Ricky coming back if he fought Witter now?
I don't think anyone's near to signing.I know fine well what happens when a high-profile boxer trains at a gym the public can enter and if there's a big story,the rumours fly like seagulls round a fishing boat(Cantona-esque)

That's why you're best off only listening to people who you know have the ear of the fighter in question.Like his trainer or manager.Most others are guessing.