Irrefutable proof that Glass Jaws exist in Boxing

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  1. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Wouldn't know it by reading this Forum. It is always:

    "That punch would have KOed anyone"

    or

    "He was weight drained"

    or my favorite when Kirkland got embarrassingly KOed by Ishida:

    "He was holding his Chin the wrong way" :rofl:patsch

    It is always an excuse with the fan boys on here. It is never a Glass Jaw. Look at all the Khan nuthuggers on here that blame all his KO losses on his Defense :rofl:patsch
     
  2. sixpack

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    Glass jaws exist.

    A boxer gets knocked out by a punch -> Glass Jaw
    A boxer gets knocked down by a punch -> Glass jaw
    A boxer is hurt by a punch -> Glass jaw
    A boxer is never hurt or knocked down -> he's hiding a China Chin

    Od course, there is an alternative, which is called an Iron Chin, which basically means that a boxer possessing it is not affected by a punch to the head. You know, because normal people don't react to blunt force trauma applied to their skull and brain. It's just those disgraceful proffesional boxers with glass jaws that get shaken by punches and dare to crumble to the ground for our amusement. Damn pussies, let's make some more fun of them.
     
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  4. Hands of Iron

    Hands of Iron #MSE Full Member

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    Iron Chins make for superior discussion to Glass Jaws.

    From what I've seen in these ratings, Kid Gavilan is either snubbed or grossly underrated in an ATG sense.
     
  5. turbotime

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  6. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Yeah, no kidding. The deniers and the fanboys ALWAYS have an excuse to try to deny the CLEAR causal factor of most knockouts: a less than sturdy mandible.
     
  7. The ChinCheckers discuss Iron Chinned Warriors in depth on a regular basis.:deal
     
  8. turbotime

    turbotime Hall Of Famer Full Member

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    where the **** are the monthly rankings anyhow? Been awhile :nono
     
  9. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Yeah, I know. We gotta put some together. One thing I know for sure is that Khan has recaptured the #1 slot!!!:happy:happy
     
  10. This was Rico's field, but MetalMandible took over. But MM has gone AWOL. maybe time for Rico Spadafora to take the reins again.

    The best rankings were the ones from April 2010, complete with Glass Jaw pictures.:deal
     
  11. turbotime

    turbotime Hall Of Famer Full Member

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    :lol: Irrefutable.

    Khan
    Kirkland
    Jones jr
    Ron Hearns
     
  12. Hands of Iron

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  13. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    All good choices. And don't forget Fraudley and Jason Litzau. They haven't put their shaky mandibles in mothballs yet!:lol:
     
  14. Bad Glass Jawson has to enter the list.
     
  15. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    That was embarrassing Punch Resistance. :-(