The Klitschko Excuse Compendium: The A-Z of Klitschko Excuses

LOL haye put on a defensive masterclass against Wlad.

 

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David Haye on Wlad , before he bitched out with a "bad back"

Haye: 'Brutal execution' of Klitschko

Ticker: 'I will absolutely destroy him,' boxer vows

“”This is going to be the most brutal execution of a boxer that you’ve seen for many, many years. I’m going to go out there and absolutely destroy him, really quickly.”

Haye: “It’s going to be fun watch this robot start malfunctioning, that’s what’s going to happen…real fast. I’m healthy, speed is ridiculous, punch power is there, I’m just in a really good place. I am so happy the fight is happening now and not a couple of years ago as I am a much better fighter now. I can’t wait to get in there and do what I am going to do.”

"Fighting Wlad will be my easiest fight ever"

“We are different personalities and Wladimir is one of the most boring world heavyweight champions ever.

“You associate heavyweight champions with big personalities and charisma like Ali, Frazier, Holyfield, Tyson and even Buster Douglas and George Foreman.

“You can’t remember any decent quotes or sayings Wladimir has said other than ‘I’m going to break you’, like you hear in a Rocky film. Then he goes out and gives a boring performance.

 

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April 20, 2009

"I want him to fight like a man, not run like a *****. Stand and fight me Vladimir Bitchko!
"I'm going to smash his head in and he will be bleeding on the floor."

 

Great posts but wrong thread. D'oh. atsch

 

:rofl

 

Nice. Some more detail.
Wlad VS Sanders
Not only did he butt him, but Sanders also stood on Wlads foot too.


Vitali VS Lewis
Oh man. Too many. Check out the TKO6 thread. Some of my favourites.

Cut not only aggravated by lacing, but also Lewis' super coarse dreadlocks.
Lennox sat down hard on his stool, meaning he was going to lose, so he secretly signaled his corrupt black doctor to end the fight.

Wlad VS Brewster
Don kings green man with fake accreditation spiked the water of Wald, who collapsed because of that combined with the fact that Wald was covered in Vaseline meaning his body couldn't breathe so he passed out.
After the fight his blood samples with high sugar levels mysteriously disappeared.

Once the doctor at the fight stated the high sugar was most likely a result of the IV Wald was given, and that K2 were sent letters offering them the blood samples, which they neglected to collect, that excuse still didn't die down.

Vitali v Rahman
Career ending back and leg issues that made it impossible to fight 4 times in a row. His recovery was remarkably complete once Rahman was out of the picture.

 

"WE ARE THE KLITSCHKO BROTHERS, WE OWN ALL THE HW DIVISION BELTS"No! Vitali holds the WBC and Wladimir holds the WBO,IBF,IBO,WBA and Ring magazine,it is boxing and aint no tag teams in boxing fools.

Vitali was tested positive for PED, Vitali stated that he had "INJURY" and didn't know what they were giving him ......YEAH RIGHT VITALI IS SO INNOCENT AND CUTE LITTLE ANGEL DIDNT KNOW!!!! Klitschko fans reaction: YEAH VITALI DIDNT KNOW THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE,HONEST AND EDUCATED!!

Wladimir Klitschko lost to Ross Puritty,Ross Puritty was a really challenging opponent knowing that he lost 13 fights already!The truth is, That was embarrassing loss and not one you'd have expected to see a fighter like Lewis, Ali or Holyfield. No legendary heavyweight could suffer a loss early in their career to a journeyman and really establish themselves as one of the divisions greats.

Years later,Wladimir Klitschko lost to Corrie Sanders,The South African Southpaw cleaned the floor with Wladimir in 2 rounds of one sided actions. Although Sanders was a genuinely hard hitting fighter, he was not up there with the Foremans, the Earnie Shavers' or the Joe Louis', if Sanders could destroy Wladimir then so could other, more skilled power punchers. Wladimir then revenged his loss by sending his big bro Vitali to face Corrie Sanders. Klitschko fans reaction: YEAH THEY ARE BROTHERS MAN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER,TEAM KLITSCHKO FOREVER WOO HOO.....The Klitschkos fans claims that the brothers are very respectful to their opponents,but the whole world saw how Vitali reacted to his brothers loss in the ring towards Corrie Sanders, he Verbally attacked Sanders and K2 team kept pulling the furious Vitali back. The Klitschkos fans reaction...THEY ARE BROTHERS MAN VITALI LOOKED AFTER HIS BROTHER SINCE HE WAS A BABY HE HAD THE RIGHT TO DO SO IT SHOWS THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER,THEY ARE SUCH A GREAT ROLE MODELS IN THIS SPORT....right!

Then Wladimir Lost to Lamont Brewster, Wladimir claimed that he was "POISONED" and did not feel well,but no investigation or medical report to back up Wladimirs claim...Klitschkos fans reaction...YEAH WE BELIEVE HE WAS DRUGGED,HE LOOKED DIFFERENT AFTER FEW ROUND,THEY MUST HAVE ADDED SOMETHING TO HIS DRINK OR VASELINE CAUSE THE AMERICANS DONT WANT A CHAMPION FROM EASTERN EUROPE,THEY HATE US!...Yeah guys but Wladimir a boxer not 007 Bond!.......Klitschkos fans reaction...YEAH BUT HE REVENGED THAT LOSS AND DIDNT SEND HIS BROTHER THIS TIME!!......Well, Lamont was over the hill and suffering from an eye injury prior to their rematch, So I am sure than Wladimir would have fought Sanders and Puritty in a rematch if they had injury or were blind.

Then Vitali Klitschko was handed his first loss by the legandery Lennox Lewis,Lennox at his worst managed to beat Vitali within 6 rounds by a TKO due to deep cut above Vitalis left eye and other several cuts in his face and inside his mouth, Vitali required more than 60 stitches to put his face together while Lennox looked fine with a tiny cut on his nose!...The Klitschkos fans reaction..VITALI WAS AHEAD ON SCORE CARDS MAN,HE WOULD HAVE WON IF THEY DIDNT STOP THE FIGHT,LENNOX WAS SCARED!....No,Vitali would have been KO'd should the fight continued, and dont forget that Lewis, who had originally trained for a fight with Kirk Johnson the June night he met late replacement Klitschko, had only a limited amount of time to get ready for “Dr Iron Fist” and his style of fighting. Yet still Lewis busted up Klitschko and won via TKO.Lennox brought Vitali into deep water,he was getting better round after round,same as it was with Frank Bruno.To say Lennox was afraid of Vitali is just pathetic, have a look at Lennox boxing record and you will see that the Lion was afraid of no one.
Vitali Klitschko was angry protesting in the ring against the stoppage,verbally attacking Lennox and demanding a rematch, he also accused Lennox of a headbutt that caused the deep cut above his eye,Vitali forgot at that moment that some cameras were recording the fight and soon people will find out that his was talking ****,so Klitschko fans, sportsmanship,manners and honesty? NAH THE KLITSCHKOS DONT HAVE THOSE VALUES,THEY ARE JUST GOOD PRETENDERS AND FIND IT EAST TO FOOL IDIOTS LIKE YOU.

Then Chris Byrd handed Vitali his second loss, Vitali claimed that the loss was due to "INJURY",he Also did not revenge that loss,he send his brother instead cause as we know "styles makes fights" and Wladimir style worked out very well against Byrd.Wladimir won and Vitali was soooo happy,and their fans forgot that Vitali was in the ring against Byrd at the first place.Rumours that Vitali wanted that win to be in his record,not Wladimirs,cause they are such a nice brothers and would do anything for each other,they even made few naked photos together.

After that, Vitali Klitschko pulled out of his bout against Hasim Rahman due to "INJURY" and kept ducking Rahman until he announced his retirement from boxing on Nov. 9, 2005... But then he came out of retirements,yet his fans thinks David Haye should never come back from retirement, but the Klitschkos can do whatever they like cause the are 2 lovely brothers who would never fight each other and upset their mother,how sweet!

Wladimir challenged Povetkin for a title fight, Povetkin accepted the challenge but demanded Wladimir to agree on taking the Olympic style drug testing, Wladimir rejected Povetkins demand claiming that he is a champion and never been tested positive for PED,he also added that Povetkin is just looking to avoid the fight by this silly demand (Wladimir here reminds me of Pacquiao for some reason), Povetkin made up an excuse and pulled out. The Klitschko fans reaction: THE BROTHER WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT,THEY ARE NATURALLY BIG! (but Vitali tested positive for PED) NO VITALI DIDNT KNOW,HE WAS INJURED,THE BROTHERS ARE HONEST EDUCATED GENTLEMEN AND WOULD NEVER CHEAT,POVETKIN IS A LIAR,YOU ALL HATE THE KLITSCHKOS CAUSE THEY ARE WINNERS!!....yeah whatever,the Klitschko fans are far worst than cheerleaders.

Shannon Briggs,James Toney,Tua and John Ruiz challenged the in their prime but those fight never happened. The Klitschko fans reaction: WHY WOULD THE BROTHERS FIGHT THOSE BUMS THEY GOT NOTHING TO PROVE AGINST THEM....then Why Vitali waited until 2010 to fight Briggs making that fat dude come out of retirement?!and yet couldnt knock him down or out,we all know what prime Lewis done to Briggs!

in 2010 Vitali started calling Valuev out offering him 1m$ for the bout,Valuev rejected the offer and wanted more money,Vitali then posted a video on youtube challenging Valuev and accusing Valuev of being a "slave to feat". Valuev then agreed to Vitalis challenge but K2 promotions informed Valuev that it was too late as Vitali was negotiating a fight against Briggs, Valuev also revealed that his camp did contact K2 promotions previously to set up a title fight but they were ignored.The brothers had no interest in the WBA belt or facing Valuev....Klitschko fans reaction: VALUEV IS NO BODY,HE HAS NO BOXING SKILLS AND THE BROTHERS WOULD HAVE DESTROYED HIM... thats why they didnt face him...

Vitali faced Adamek and could not KO the polish former cruiserweight champion cause apparently he did not need to and did not want to embarrass him home town...Klitschko fans reaction....THE BROTHERS GOT MANNERS!

Vitali failed to to KO Chisora cause apparently he had,,,,guess?,,,,YES YOU ARE RIGHT! "INJURY", the injury prevented him from knocking out/down the man who slapped him in the face at the weigh in aka Dereck Chisora...The Klitschko fans reaction: VITALI IS A WARRIOR HE FOUGHT WITH ONE HAND!!!CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT HE WOULD HAVE DONE WITH 2 ARMS?!!....Well I seen him using 2 arms in their,and i know that Vitali is a quitter,I am surprised he didnt pull out or duck the fight due to the injury,so i dont believe that.

Vitali faced Solis and won a 1st round KO,the whole world saw that Vitali did not land that shot on Solis,the whole world saw that Solis twisted his ankle and was going down,Vitali punched the air above Solis head causing the KO victory....The Klitschko fans reaction: THAT DR IRON FIST MAN THE PUNCH LANDED ON THE TOP OF SOLIS HEAD CAUSING THE KO,ARE YOU BLIND? DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE VITALI POWER!!

Vitali said several times that he would like to KO David Haye,something that his brother could not do,then ended up fighting Chisora and Charr....The Klitschko fans reaction: DAVID HAYE IS A JOKE AND WE ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED AGAINST WLADIMIR,DAVID HAYE DOESNT DESERVE A SHOT AGAINST VITALI!!...Listen up ***s,Vitali challenged,Haye accepted,Vitali ducked and Wladimir could not KO David Haye.STFU

Wladimir pulled out twice against Dereck with the usual "INJURY" excuse and ended up fighting Haye,promised to make Haye a pizza face,punish him for 11 rounds and knock him out in the 12th,obviously Wladimir couldnt do so cause he was afraid of getting KOd...The Klitschko fans reaction: HAYE WAS RUNNING AWAY AND DIDNT FIGHT,HE THEN USED THE TOE EXCUSE AND SHOWED HIS TOE TO CAMERAS!...Well Haye was running inside the square circle,not outside the ring,and the toe was a real injury,please guys dont forget the Klitschkos history of injuries.

Bottom line is,The Klitschkos are great boring boxers,their fans are deluded bunch of emotional ***s.

 

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:| a tirade lased in bias....first post? alt?
while many excuses are ridiculous.....i didn't know Chris Byrd handed Vitali his 2nd defeat.....thanks for clarifying

 

90% of alts on ESB are Hayelords.

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Defensive masterclass LOL

i think you should write a poem about it