Haye going to the jungle.

Sheeeeeeeeeet, Obama just became the first black President!

 

He is waiting for the Vitali thing to play out and he won't fight anyone else in the meantime. This way he probably makes an extra £200k, keeps himself relevant and in the public eye prior to another money making adventure.

 

What if a mosquito stings his toe?

I'd love to see Wladimir and Vitali's reaction when they watch Haye eating kangaroo balls and crocodile *****.

I'd bet they cry laughing.

 

Embarrassing, cringe worthy and shameful.

He's gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down in my estimations. :-(

 

You can accept it in 15, 20 years time but while he is chasing a Vitali fight ? What a ****ing joker and a fraud.

 

****!

From world ranked and respected heavyweight to yet another British attention *****!

 

It'll be embarrassing watching him **** himself but I look forward to it.

 

haye is trying to make as much money as possible without fighting very often, his view is fight very infrequent and reap the rewards, in between fights sell my ass to the british media

 

he may be a world class fighter
but in the jungle he gon have to face a spider

and that right there is so plain to see right y'all can see

 

Just imagine if David Haye was reduced to tears, or faced with a fear that made him react like a screaming girl.

 

Underestimate a spider at your own peril.

 

He came close to that feeling during the Wlad fight when he took a dive head first into Wladimirs hairy balls.

 

ey man, one more poem before i get me a drink o drink

Haye better not get bitten by a snake on his toe...
he needs to stay away from the females in case he gets seduced by a hoe
**** tha mosquitos getting up in his corn rows
he better worry bout the black widows
in the ring he was cocksure, he would outscore, and coulda been part of folklore
with his t-shirts he created uproar
but now......folks just see him an attention *****
this is no way to prepare for vitali Klitschko
he should be training not taking part in a tv show
but if he fancies himself as an A-lister
Vitali's gonna pop him like he's a ****in blister



and that ladies and gentlemen, is so damn plaaaain to see right y'all can see. goodnight.

 

not one man on esb who comes close to the poetic skills, the razmatazz, and the genius that pay the bills that I possess.