Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this 'Beach Lard' story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-21079285 "The lard was covered in the largest barnacles I've ever seen. Animals, including my dog, have certainly enjoyed the lard, and it still looks and smells good enough to have a fry up with."
Why is everyone acting like a hysterical ***** towards Dai on this thread? I think he makes a powerful case. Stop being angry twats.