The announcement is 25% discount on his autobiography that he was plugging on Twitter for £2.99 a couple of months ago. When it falls below the price of a roll of toilet paper, I might buy it. For obvious reasons.
He's going to be starring in a new film with George Groves and Adam Booth. Will be a remake of Three Men and a Baby. FW will be play a pervy uncle.
A acting role, some sort of TV show, fitness apps, documentary of him bumming up to ****** Bieber sp* or some other quilt. Come on Mr Haye, sort this out!!!
Hes gonna announce that after the del boy fight they fully reconciled with eachother, and celebrated by **** clashing over john terrys mum. Carlsberg dont do matchroom pressers, but if they did......
Its a shame that Haye doesn't want to continue fighting. He is one of a few boxers who can still make a load of money from the sport. The Klitschkos aside, he could probably pick apart most other heavyweights easily.
Rumour is he's has a Road-to-Damascus type conversion and has now joined the Klit-Lickers. Apparently he's now realised that mangling his own name to 'Gayvid Gaye' (c.f. Klit-Lickers on the General) is in fact the absolute pinnacle of humour. It was so funny in fact, Adam Booth himself laughed so much a little bit of wee came out.
I wouldn't! Haye has done his bit in boxing no longer interested! Retire and move on to the movies like he wants to. Dont bore me anymore.