Think you can do better than Eddie Hearn? Heres your Chance!

It got that because a bunch of idiots started posting she'd get raped and that women should get back in the kitchen, etc. That got it more attention than it normally would have. Not really abuse, IMO. Just the nature of the internet.

If these guys offered a special "Be Mike" option where you could **** a beauty queen and bite your opponents' ears off, then it might get a bit more attention...

 

For those who aren't aware, there's an MMA simulation game, which is the closest you're really going to get to a Boxing simulation other than Title Bout, which I think is pretty **** anyway. Check it out if you're interested, there's trials for all 3 of the games (3 is the best, obviously) so you can download and check it out.

[url]http://www.greydogsoftware.com/wmma3/[/url]

I love simulation games, especially combat ones. The only reason I don't play Football Manager is because I like to be up to date and I just don't see the point of playing a game that comes out on a yearly basis. There's no investment to be made.

 

Brilliant!

 

Shouting up to the angry wife, "just one more commonwealth purse bid, love!"

 

I have sent Frank ****** an email about this project, I hope I receive a reply with a enclosed cheque so we can get this project on the road.

 

"****! Frank beat me in the purse bids!"

 

Chewing your mates ear off in the pub about how you had to bat off online criticism from a weirdo called 'craney91' who kept slating your argentinian opponents

 

The "Eddie Hearn has just signed your fighter" feature could get really frustrating after a while.

 

That, sir, is top class

 

Don't even think of getting your fighter on a network that isn't in HD either. Hell on.

 

Approach the agent with a template quote of "i wont be paying your client for this one im afraid"

 

Scott Harrison
Strengths; physicality
Weaknesses; tesco booze aisle
Preferred moves; waking up in porridge

 

:rofl

 

Well even if this game doesn't get made at least this thread has provided me with some laughs, cheers guys.

 

Found a couple of cheat codes, so they must at least have a good chunk of the game done. Type the codes into the main menu, and if you hear "HE ****ING GLASSED ME", that means the code has been accepted.

Buddy McGirt mode: DRINKWATERBABY - All fighters will have a water bar replacing the stamina, and if it runs out, the towel will automatically be thrown in

Frank ****** mode: ALLEGEDLY - All money earned goes into your own purse rather than paying your fighters (this will deplete their motivation, however)

A-Force mode: YESICAN - Despite how many times your fighter is knocked the **** out, he'll refuse to retire and will automatically win the world title after the credits if he hasn't already