Considering the fact the messages has been discussed in thread already and parts of the conversation had been posted, I didn't feel the need to go out of my way and state "I spoke to him one on one via private message on twitter this week" and felt saying "I spoke to him one on one this week" was sufficient. So I wasn't being misleading, and it wasn't a lie.
Thats not what I meant or said. In the context of what I was saying, whether the conversation was in person, on the phone or written was largely irreverent.
If I did that she would hospitalise me and then hunt you down like a dog....especially given your attitude towards the Scots :hey
:rofl I only know the word Cougar by being a bit of a pervert, I'm not quite of that age yet you see ice.
No chance she is a milf then. Theres a serious lack of attractive women in England, hence why I moved to another continent....but in Scotland, ****ing hell the birds up there are rough as ****. Queue people posting pics of fit scottish girls...sorry doesn't prove anything. Walk down a highstreet in Glasgow and for half an hour you won't find 3 girls higher than a 7/10. You always get the odd gem. But I refuse to believe that Icemax has found that 1 in a million fit Scottish girl. We need proof that your misses is fit.
She's from the Highlands, different kettle of fish up there. 5'10", 35" inside leg, 14 years younger than me with a right cross that would fell a bull. The only vital stats that we have about your Mrs is that she has wonky elbows IIRC, and demonstrably no taste :thumbsup