1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

I haven't seen any thread like this, so i thought i might start one cause they are always funny to have.

Quite simple, just tell signs that your too much in boxing. You can post more then once and more then one at the time, just make sure you number them correctly. Ima start with the first 5

You know your too much in boxing when:

1)Your a teacher in a math class, and your students don't understand the new ''10 points'' grading system. He also dosen't get how he ''failed the exam by unanimous decision''

2)When asked to describe the 2007 New England Patriots, you say ''their style was impetuous, their defense was impregnable.''

3)Your girlfriend is dressed in lingerie for your birthday and tells you she has a surprise for you waiting in the bedroom, to which you answer ''Lets get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE.''

4)Vegas is synonymous with big boxing match and not the Casino's.

5)You don't get that Micheal Buffer wasen't picked for America's got Talent.

Carry on ESB!

 

7) You watch fights on the spanish channels....yet you do not speak a WORD of spanish.

 

8) Watch the Hopkins/Taylor fights about 10 times. :nut

 

9. you buy your kids Gloves & punching bag rather than Legos.

 

10. You watch boxing in youtube rather than stuff in the porno site.

 

There's no such thing

 

:hey:good

 

Damn right....:thumbsup

 

1)your on here while working .

2)your helping a client while reading a thread then responding



i am doing both at this moment

 

you got cable and satalite to watch all the boxing you can . you even call the satalite company to see if you can get setna to view uk fights but resort to bbc sports.

 

Everywhere you walk you make sure that the front toe of your left foot doesn't cross the imaginary line created by the heel of your right foot so as to maintain a proper boxing stance (right handed of course)

 

You know your too into boxing when:

1) You follow boxers' careers and become emotionally invested in some of their fights.

2) You shiver in anticipation on the night of a great fight

 

Even as the creator of this thread, i second that.

I second that too.

 

Are any of you hooked on HBO's Countdown shows? I like watching them over and over again. Anyone know when they started doing these countdown shows before big fights?

 

De La Hoya-Mayorga.