Mike Tyson Vocabulary Test?

As part of his parole agreement in 1994-95, Mike Tyson had to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

im a big fan of Iron Mike but died of laughter reading this..and lastly of all THIS IS AUTHENTIC

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
*****.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bulls#*t, that watch Israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
"fortify".

14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.