At least we have come to the conclusion that they are all joking yeah So who for the record thinks he is the saviour of heavyweight boxing
Apparently james stabler can't go through airport security scanners as he's made entirely of reinforced Japanese steel. He doesn't use a cut man in his corner he uses a welder instead.
Welder that's good Like drago said 'the man is made of iron' about stablers favourite ever boxer rocky balboa
Ive heard that Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera have already recorded his entrance theme. instead of "I got the moves like Jagger" its "Ive got the moves like Stabler"
My mate in London who does promotion work for a few of the big clubs said. That James has knocked out about 80 percent of the bouncers and doorman down ther! And the other 20 percent literally now bow down to him on there knees like a super villain... He's one crazy ****er. There's also a video cctv goin around on people's mobiles him KO in about 25 Chinese triads all cumin at him with swords and ****. He barely had a scratch on him.
In jail Stabler used to lend the triads tobacco(he dont smoke but used to deal it double bubble I think they call it). As a result of this Stabler choked some of them. If you lend baccy of Stabler you pay him back. If not you will be choked. A prison guard got choked by Stabler because his steak was under cooked
I heard a screw got choked because stablers mum wasn't given her normal crown and throne that she used whilst visitingAlso he choked another because he didn't provide the double thick luxury toilet roll that he enjoys on his behind after taking one of his considerably manly poos
Hes choked chickend (as we like to call it in the pool) many screws. But none for your reasoning. The reason hes chickend many screws is because he didn't get his extras. Lets put it this way if Stabler didn't get his steak prison guards are in for trouble.
James Stabler likes his steak well done, cooked til it's devoid of any taste whatsoever. I heard from a very reliable source that he once ripped out the heart of the head chef at a gaucho grill as his ribeye was only medium rare, he bit into the still beating heart then devoured the whole thing in front of shocked diners. After that he just casually walked out after picking up one of the free tooth picks.
I heard James stabler lives in a mansion just outside of the city, owns his own enterprise and is worth billions. He also has a butler named Alfred and a cave under his house.