That James Stabler guy

Stabler's plan is to become undisputed heavy-weight Champion by beating up Wlad, Vitali and Povetkin all at the same time.

He's then going to smash up a grizzly bear: punch it so hard in its stupid face that all its stupid fur falls out.

I've also heard that in prison he mastered paleo-genetics (and woodwork.... he gets very upset if you forget the woodwork). After he's finished beating up all of the hardest living creatures, he's going to resurrect a T-rex and punch it back to the Jurassic. Not before he tears off one of its silly little arms and uses it as a toothpick.

Then he'll be the undisputed hardest creature that has ever lived on Earth... EVER! And then he'll eat some ice-cream.... and some jelly.... my mum would always make me chose between jelly and ice-cream. Stabler can eat both because he's the best.

 

I heard James Stabler is the daddy inside and bums anyone he likes, even the screws and the governor, up to ten times a day until his **** is too sore to carry on.

 

James ''S*** Stabber'' Stabler.

 

Floyd Mayweather Jr was recently shown smuggled phone footage of Stabler beating up a load of screws. Hours later, PBF was found sitting in a corner in a near-catatonic state, rocking back and forth muttering "just... too... slick".

PBF eventually recovered and days later signed to fight Saul Alvarez. Ellerbe was telling me during a game of darts at the Dog & Duck, that if Floyd implements even a quarter of what he's learnt from Stabler, Canelo's going home to Mexico in an ambulance after two rounds. Canelo knows this - it's why he agreed to the catchweight - he's saving 2lb by having his liver and a kidney removed and kept aside for safe keeping.

 

Original nickname as well I see

 

This is gold people

James stabler is infamous

 

Seriously how many of you would say this to his face?Hes training at London shootfighters just off the A40, pop in and say this ****.

 

How old are you?

 

In the future the government have plans for a clone army, they have taken DNA and sperm samples from James to complete the clones.

 

I shall not be going there I heard James's punches could cause an apocalypse if hit in the correct place on your face.

 

Im 33, whats that got to do with the price of fish?

 

33, bloody hell. I'm very sorry.

 

I was hoping you'd say 14 and then your behaviour on here could be excused.

 

Could you explain what your favourite fish is? Mine is sword fish! Love it! I also love lobster but I suppose they are not a fish, in Cyprus once I had a 40 euro lobster dish! It was lovely! Also David haye trains in northern Cyprus! One of James rivals to be!

 

James Stabler does not do press ups, James Stabler pushes down the earth.