iv had the double tommorow 'stabbers to be first round leader at muirfield and stabbers to be top england bat at lords'
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from James Stabler James Stabler doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. There used to be a street named after James Stabler, but it was changed because nobody crosses James Stabler and lives. James Stabler died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Some magicans can walk on water, James Stabler can swim through land. James Stabler and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. James Stabler doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it James Stabler once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. James Stabler can cut through a hot knife with butter Death once had a near-James Stabler experience James Stabler counted to infinity - twice. James Stabler can slam a revolving door. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for James Stabler. James Stabler will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell James Stabler stories. James Stabler can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. James Stabler walks for president, he dosn't have to run. James Stabler once broke the sound barrier. In half. James Stabler caught a cold and made it sick. James Stabler can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants James Stabler once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died When James Stabler does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals James Stabler allows to live. James Stabler can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs James Stabler. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. James Stabler doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. James Stabler' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. James Stabler doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. James Stabler does not sleep. He waits. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with James Stabler James Stabler made a Happy Meal cry. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears James Stabler pajamas. James Stabler once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning. James Stabler can strangle you with a cordless phone. James Stabler is not immortal, he just chooses not to die.
Good work Caballo! Bumped from the Joshua thread: James Stabler offered Anthony Joshua a fight but the force of Stabler's mere words were enough to send Joshua flying to the floor unconscious for several minutes. When he woke up he screeched in a high pitched tone similar to Andre Dirrell after the Abraham fight "I got dropped man, I got dropped" but by that point Stabler had already been picked up by Royal helicopter and parachuted himself back into his garden in Slough, apparently the Royals are **** scared of him and have agreed to call Williams son James Stabler as a first name in an attempt to appease him.
how come stabler and joshua didnt meet at some point if one was at dale youth and the other was at finchley?