1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

when anybody gets beaten badly in absolutely anything, ie, basketball, chess, motor racing, it is automatically called ktfo'd

 

can relate to that, been there and done that mate :good

 

:yep :yep

 

When your favorite fighter wins and retains his title, days, weeks and months after the fight you still replay the words of Michael Buffer saying "And still....." and it becomes a glorious moment for you.

You are sitting directly beside your girlfriend trying to think of new signs to add to this thread. (As I am)

Your mom, sisters, grandparents, cousins and neighbors know what fighter you're talking about just from hearing you go on and on about them ducking fighter X, what a great right hand they have ect. They also know who PacDbest is.

If there is no boxing on TV at midnight, it's not worth staying up.

Your old man wakes you up the next morning after a fight, asking you who won.

Fightnews is your homepage.

Fighting solves everything

You stand up off your couch during the national anthem during a fight and punch the ******* in your living room who makes the slightest sound.

 

your chin is always tucked in your chest when walking or sitting

your girlfriend has and nice 1-2 combo

you name your pets and children after boxers

you work out to the rocky theme song

 

Who's the chick in the avatar.....:blurp

 

1) My wife, who hates boxing, and violence of any kind except Starwars, has no idea (as far as I know), that I spend hours everyday on ESB and u-tube.

2) You have boxing pictures hung up on your office wall as I do, and I work for PETA (don't really work for PETA). My favorite is the photoshop of Ali standing over tje fallen Liston in fight #2 playing a mad riff on hi Stratocaster.

3) You watch enough of old and new fights to realize that there are great fighters from every era, and they would give hell to fighters or any era.

 

I do that too. Esp when I cold call.

Another sign ur too into boxing is when your shadow boxing all the time. In the parking lot, at the grocery store, at the mall, in your bathroom, etc.

 

When after a big fight you log onto ESB instead of getting in bed with your girlfriend. This has happened to me many times here.:-(

 

1. You make a thread called "1001 signs your too much into boxing"
2.You post a response on a thread called "1001 signs your too much into boxing"

 

Guilty

 

When you call the last 2 hours of your workday the:

CHAMPIONSHIP ROUNDS:yep

 

No you didn't, Jack.

 

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl