Desperate **** v. Hitler The Killer .... who wins ?

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  1. Unforgiven

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    [url]http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=520371&cat=boxer[/url]


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  2. LittleRed

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    I don't think I want to pick...
     
  3. Anubis

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    Desperate **** by KO, cause Hitler "The Black Power Jewstika" Killer was just a Hebrew jungle savage, while DC was a Minnesotan backwoods savage. DC over HtK any day of the week.

    Little known factoid: HtK is a cousin of Robert "Bobby the *****" Hermann Goering Mugabe.
     
  4. Azzer85

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    Riddick Bowe and his security team invade the ring
     
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    Both fighters changed their names in order that their mothers never found out they were fighting...
     
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    Really... It is 2013 not 1973.
     
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    I nominate [url]Jukebox Timebomb[/url] as ref.
     
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    Really ? I'd better hide away my Gary Glitter poster then.
     
  9. Unforgiven

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    Shouldn't he be timekeeper ?
     
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    I dont wanna be in your gang, your gang, your gang
     
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  12. McGrain

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    da ****
     
  13. Unforgiven

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    Hitler has to be favoured here. Providing he has a good camp, and if he can keep his concentration, this could well turn out to be a massacre.
    Best game plan would be to go for a first-round blitz ... but he needs to be careful not to gas !
     
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    Yeah, but Earnie, that also means DC has a really small brain with a reptilian cortex. Like a chicken, you could cut off DC's head, and his body could still continue fighting for days. How would HtK react to seeing that decapitating his opponent failed to stop him?
     
  15. Anubis

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    Gassing wouldn't work anyways, 'cause DC's brain didn't need the oxygen.

    Excellent analysis though. I just think you're selling DC short.