The Ali Raymi Dog-And-Pony show

i would pay to see that. nica is such a bad ass

 

Samson Energizer Doritos Hewlett Packard gets ko'd

 

is he having the same three judges ringside as he does with all his fights mr raymi :huh

 

No one else is fit to judge the sublime body punches of Raymi.

 

Raymis ferocious body attack will take Dutch boys soul in the first round.

 

who is el Nica? roman Chocolatito?

 

Koki Kameda

 

Is there a rematch clause for Samson? :think

You would think with his established legacy of greatness he would bring some negotiating leverage. With all due respect to Raymi's current juggernaut momentum, surely he respects his elders and the pioneering work SDBG achieved in the field of diminutive pugilism flawless record smithery.

So, no matter the result, part II in Thailand? :think

(where they actually have...:shock:...live broadcast television!!)


Then if we are lucky, part III in Las Vegas?


(I understand, to have a part III requires that Raymi lose either I or II...blasphemy, I know...even the suggestion that he would rematch an unclean Samson Dutch Boy Gym after dealing him a loss and rendering him impure could be construed as offensive...but don't have a cow, man. I'm not drawing bomb-hat caricatures of Allah here...just spit-balling...)

 

Ali Raymi
@aliraymi
Undefeated Knockout Artist Ali Raymi, 105 lbs Undisputed Supreme Kingpin, The Almighty One, The Most Feared puncher in history, Biological Father of Andre Ward

S.O.G = S.O.Ali Raymi :huh

 

Dutch Boy will be turned into Hollandaise.

 

Rumors from his crew has that his passion for body shots started when he first went to Yemen's Natural Science Museum as a child.
In the "Human Body" section there were all of those glass containers with human organs under formaldehyde.
For some reasons he was fascinated by a container that contained the digestive apparatus organs.
He extended his little hand to just touch the old jar, but he miscalculated the strenght, and the glass can suddenly shattered in pieces as soon as his hand touched it.

According to his team, that day, the imagine of livers, ribs, stomachs and intestines merged together with the imagine of the shattering glass, in Ali's mind.

That day, the seed for the basis of his future boxing technique has been planted in his young mind, never to leave it.

So, it's probably due to that little, apparently insignificant event that we can nowadays enjoy beautiful combinations like his body-body-body or his body-body-body-body-body attacks.

The stuff of the legends! Every true legend started his passions at young age!

"My chin is titanium, my fists are uranium"
-Ali Raymi, GOAT

 

Ha good one.

The LEGEND just grows and grows.

Ali Raymi is the Keyser Soze of boxing, he's a mysterious character and nothing is known about him apart from the fact he is a natural born killing machine.

 

This thread needs to be a sticky.

:deal

 

I am tempted.

 

I'm sorry to say that but...

Pacquiao lost to Medgoen Singsurat
Who lost to Joven Jorda
WLT Keiji Yamaguchi
WLT Jose Bonilla
WLT Hugo Rafael Soto
WLT Samson Dutch Boy Gym
Who is going to lose to Ali Raymi