The Ali Raymi Dog-And-Pony show

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IntentionalButt, Apr 24, 2013.


  1. lenin

    lenin what the **** you say? Full Member

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    all of his opponents were undefeated lol
     
  2. eltirado

    eltirado Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    WBO Champion Merlito Sabillo & #1 Buitrago managed to mutually soil their records (DRAW)
     
  3. Purple Bananaa

    Purple Bananaa New Member Full Member

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    Ali Raymi is the greatest boxer in boxing history.
     
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  4. Consu

    Consu Boxing Addict Full Member

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    50-50 fight but I would bet my money on Raymi!
     
  5. Rock0052

    Rock0052 Loyal Member Full Member

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    Let's put things into proper perspective here, shall we?

    A great body puncher can make you pee blood after a fight.

    Ali Raymi will make you pee your soul.
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :nod

    IB Funfact:
    In his amateur days, Raymi competed in the eight-bit sprite division and made waves in the Punch-Out! arcade series under the ring name "Bald Bull".
     
  7. KillSomething

    KillSomething Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Not gonna lie...a decent trainer could make something out of him. Possibly a golden gloves state champ of Idaho or something.

    Seriously though, he just looks like someone who just decided to go pro one day after he KO'd someone in a barfight. Reminds me of a much more active and less skillful and less likely to face a person who can fight back version of Giovanni Segura (who I think is awesome).
     
  8. nicamarvin

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    Ali "No Blue Print" Raymi will Take your soul... ONLY if you are Undeafeated, if not, you are not worthy of the GOAT :bbb
     
  9. Rock0052

    Rock0052 Loyal Member Full Member

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    :yep

    Only virgin records are worthy to be sacrificed, like a goat, to the GOAT! :happy
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    The best part of this entire thread, for me, is the extended usage of the phrase "virgin records" that has naturally developed in due course.

    I picture Richard Branson sitting there a few miles above sea level in his private jet, doing Google searches on his own name and that of his empire all day, and suddenly jumping in his seat and spilling his martini getting all excited, thinking he found a hit for 'Virgin Records', and blurting out "YIPPEE! :happy RELEVANT AGAIN, IN THIS MILLENNIUM!" only to become terribly disappointed upon reading further...




    ...until...the business savvy magnate sees an opportunity to make lemons of lemonade, and decides to enter the promotional game and finance the rest of Raymi's career including his Las Vegas PPV debut headlining opposite El Chacal...




    Have I taken it far enough yet? I can keep going.
     
  11. garfios

    garfios Dark Lord Full Member

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    Is this for real? You want a guy that hasn't fought a boxer with a pulse to go straight to Guillermo Rigondeaux and some are giving him a chance, you joking, right?
     
  12. garfios

    garfios Dark Lord Full Member

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    you boy hasn't fought anybody, all his fights has being in his living room he will get put to sleep by any decent fighter, he has fought 5 guys in their debut, another 5 with one fight and we not even know if they were the same fighter like Sean O'grady used to do, you are throlling
     
  13. _Duran_

    _Duran_ Ugly Mofocker Full Member

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    Raymi >>>>>>>>>>> Naseem Hamed! Yemeni Power!
     
  14. boxeo#1

    boxeo#1 Boxer-Puncher banned

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    See the amphetamine's rollin' good for ya ;)
     
  15. puncherschance

    puncherschance Boxing Addict Full Member

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    ali will break every rib in rigo's body!!!!!!!!!!!! rigo will look like a cross between the guy from misery and the guy from the english patient when its over!!!