British Forum BETTING thread

LOL I wanna live a movie like Lirva

 

Pmsl well done lirva

 

Thought box nation were showing live!?
Confused here!?

 

Lopez is such a huge puncher. The first right hook almost decapitated Ponce


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55ZKGr3E60

 

Watched the repeat at the end that right hook was a beauty

 

Today we have a real treat for followers and long term disciples.

I don't usually post these bets up but I'm making an exception today.

After winning 24k on JuanMa Lopez at the weekend, I've been waiting for my next bet. The first rule in gambling is we don't go looking for bets, they find us.

Today we go horse racing in the 3.00 at Exeter. Caulfields Venture is a 10/11 favourite at the moment and I expect this animal to show his rivals a clean pair of heels today. This horse comes out miles clear on my speed figures and sectionals. The handicapper hasn't got a clue at the moment as far as this beast is concerned and I fully expect Aidan Coleman to cross the line with a double handful. Lump on this animal today followers and we will be laughing all the way to the bank. I'm going to have 15k on this one, I've already got a good few k on already. I have booked a 10 day caribbean cruise to celebrate the winnings already and I will be leaving on Thursday with my Norweigan girlfriend. When you get to my level, you don't have to work in an office to make a living like a mug.

Lump on followers and enjoy life.

Cheers.

 

Hahahahahaaaaa cheers me up anyway......

 

i wish i could laugh but its past that its funny for a while but its gone way past that as agenuine pro gamble who has made a living out of it for years i find it quiet insulting

 

His horse tip strolled in a winner haha haha.carribean it is then.....

 

Lirva you legend

 

whats sites do you guys use for american and other fights around the world?

 

Lirva is living life in the fast lane!

What a legend this guy is.

 

fantastic offer from paddy power today they are giving free bet of your stake upto £100 if you get the correct score or fgs bet wrong and man u go onto qualify
this is how it works back 1-0 in the shops its 8-1 on the coupon lay it on betfair at 8.6 which means you get £30 if it finishes 1-0 if it does nt and man u qualify you get your £100 back.
if you want to gurantee a profit then lay man u to qualify on betfair at 3.3 for £30 which costs you £69 so you are gurateed to make £31 or £30 for every £100 you put on.
easy money and free money

 

Hello All! Long time reader, first time commenter.
Just HAD to put a comment down about 'Lirva'. I already know most posters here will be (unfortunately) familiar with his...ahem...work, just wanted to highlight that he made my working week more tolerable with his hilarious posts. Thank you Lirva, long may you reign! I genuinely though I'd seen the last of you about a year or 2 ago when your 'make £1000 from £100' scheme ended in you (supposedly) spunking £800 or so on a 50-50 boxing match.
You have risen like some strange phoenix and I can only say I wish you, your Norwegian girlfriend(!) and your no doubt numerous soft toys...I mean 'disciples' the very best. More power to you! And good luck to all others trying to do the bookies!

 

Disciples,

It's an absolute BONANZA today for followers as I put up not one, BUT TWO SELECTIONS.

I'm giving disciples money once again.

I'm currently en route to Barbados at the moment but I couldn't help myself as soon as my automated software alerted me to two possible certs today. Once I had a good look and verified that they are in fact certainties to win, I had to get in contact with connections and order a 5k bet to be put on with various bookmakers. They won't know what hit them today.

Once again I must say that I don't normally post these bets as long term disciples are well aware of, I have won close to 40k in the last two weeks. As I sit here, with a beautiful view of the ocean and a lovely bottle of champagne, I have to laugh at all the mugs currently toiling in an office to make a living

Well here we go followers, here we go.

First selection comes in the 2.00 race at Lingfield. Lets just say that JUBILEE BRIG will devour rivals in this race. I expect the two rivals against my selection to have to sprout wings during the race to make it a contest. JUBILEE BRIG is miles clear on my speed figures and sectional times. This animal knows its job and Adam Kirby will have to do nothing more than nudge this beast home. Followers are advised to take the 5/6 on offer.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we have yet another Lirva Certified CERTAINTY here again in the 2.20 at Sedgefield. BENZANO will show his rivals exactly what is required of a horse in a race like this as he gallops home and bolts clear of the remainder. Disciples will be cheering this one home to complete their double. Followers can get 4/5 on this beast at the moment.

Once again I'd like to give a huge huge thank you to myself for for developing the skills I have developed and having the intelligence and fortitude to enable me to take money from mugs and live a cushy life.

LUMP ON disciples and enjoy yourselves with the winnings